Vegans suck.
That's just how it is. Live with it.
Reasons why Vegans suck:
1: They have sharp teeth, yet live like prey animals, and don't even taste good.
2: Increased peripheral vision means that when you're talking to them, they're probably looking for leaves, and when you try to sneak up on them, they see you.
3: They don't listen to ICP. Or Twiztid.
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Reasons why Vegans suck:
1: They have sharp teeth, yet live like prey animals, and don't even taste good.
2: Increased peripheral vision means that when you're talking to them, they're probably looking for leaves, and when you try to sneak up on them, they see you.
3: They don't listen to ICP. Or Twiztid.
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its the lack of animal fats and what not...
so I suspect that the same can be said for vegans
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His teeth are so sharp that he could probably tear into a zebra himself, but I assure you, he doesn't smell bad! Just like.. incense and hemp?
Yeah, I know he's a pain to shop for, you're a sucker for taking on such a challenge! Oh well, you can hate him all you want but you're a sweetheart for helping out ;)
And I know he sounds like a walking contradiction, not killing animals but toting around a gun, but his weapon's disabled. He was getting in trouble for not carrying it on him, so he just removed a couple parts it needs to function (which will easily go back into place). He applied to be non-combatant about a year ago, so his job restricts him to staying on base working on computers and filling out forms... doing work that nobody else wants to do, lol. Yeeeaah, since enlisting he's become Super Hippy. :P
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