Ever talk to a 5th grader and realize that you're a huge loser and even THEY know it ( Read more... )

I think that a major problem with people these days is that no one is reliable ( Read more... )

I don't think I would be too upset if I never heard another Fergie song in my life ( Read more... )

Ha ( Read more... )

I think I'm addicted to pulling all-nighters ( Read more... )

Well it's almost 4:30am, how crazy. I've been up late packing and wasting time. Fun stuff ( Read more... )

I'm slowly trying to kill my self in the form of sleep deprivation ( Read more... )

Well this week is starting off great. Can you tell that's sarcastic? It's hard to convey sarcasm through typing. Anyway. Bleh ( Read more... )

You know what I have to say?
Damn all the feminists.
I don't see anything wrong with staying at home and cooking and cleaning and taking care of the kids.
What is with all this career stuff?
It's crazy, I tell you.

I love when I'm wide awake at 3:40 in the morning and I have to wake up in 5 hours.

So. Yesterday night (Thirsty Thursday) I decided to be very un-Laura-like and go OUT. Partying. "With the girls". Whoa, right?
Here's proof:

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