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[abravelikehero]

[There is a new voice on the phone, it sounds confused and quite lost.]

Hello? I would like to talk to the operator. Well, not really the operator, but if the operator can transfer me to the writers? Or maybe the producers.... Would it be the directer in this case? I have a bit of a complaint- ah! N-not that it's a big deal I mean, I've never

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[ate_it_all]

[and there is a woman in a nightgown, peering at him in annoyance.]

What are you babbling about?

[ate_it_all]

Oh my. Please regain your composure, as I have little patience for listening to one-sided conversations.

[abravelikehero]

I-I'm sorry.... It was just a big shock.

[ate_it_all]

Hmph... even if you love this princess of yours, it isn't as though arranged marriages are all that uncommon. In this horrid little town, they are the only sort that exist.

It's all foolishness, of course. Certainly, nothing in the portraits ever occurred.

[abravelikehero]

L-l-love? W-well... I mean... sh-she is very amazing but... That would be....

[he decides to shut up before he becomes too annoying.]

So... everyone is just placed in some family unit type thing?

[ate_it_all]

Oh? Hmhm, did you never have that chance in the first place? Pardon me.

[she giggles...]

Yes, that is the sum of it.

[abravelikehero]

[A direct strike to his heart! Again.... He could cry, but he keeps himself from that.]

That's kind of strange. What exactly is the point? Is there something we're suppose to do?

[ate_it_all]

Other than live together, I haven't a clue.

If it is any consolation, I happen to be of royal lineage, myself. Although the fools treat me like a commoner. It's quite tough on a lady.

[abravelikehero]

Th-then I will have to be very respectful!

May I ask how many more people live in this house?

[ate_it_all]

Yes, please do.

You may. We have two children and a disgusting rodent.

[abravelikehero]

Two children a pet rodent? That.... Shouldn't it be a dog or something? Do I have to act like a father? Because I don't think I'm ready for that. I'm not even really an adult yet.

[ate_it_all]

The mouse is the size of a child, and it speaks. Suffice it to say that I wish we had a dog, too.

You are close to my age, are you not? I would say that's plenty old enough.

[Conchita just turned 20 on the 5th! But more importantly, she's from way in the past when nobles were getting married when they were like, 14. If she ever had a husband though, he was eaten.]

[abravelikehero]

Ah... ahahahaa.... Seriously? That sounds sort of frightening. A mouse that large... are they a monster?

I'm eighteen, but, I still have two years.

[ate_it_all]

I wouldn't be surprised. [she won't admit that he's too nice to be a monster.]

Two years for what?

[abravelikehero]

[He wouldn't be horribly surprised by a nice monster at this point.]

Until I'm legally responsible as an adult.

[ate_it_all]

[she looks at him like he's an idiot.]

I... see.