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[abouthipsanck3s]

You know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.
Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.

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[katdianna]

is there even a set ending to that? has the end been automatically filled in by our dirty little minds from the beginning of time? i do not now.

[abouthipsanck3s]

Wikipedia:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

[katdianna]

how disappointing.