HOLY--

[abiquiu]

THE ELEVATOR STARTED SHAKING WHEN I CAME UP FROM CLASS.

I looked at the safety thing and the expiration date is HAHAHAHAHA EXPIRED.
Elevators do in fact have expiration dates.

Point being:

Guess who plans on taking the stairs forever now.

Comments

[toko_ane]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *rages* OH FUCK THAT SHIT man I have elevators, I would always use the stairs anyway if my laziness didn't beat out my paranoia. :C *pets* I FEEL FOR YOU, DUDE

But the hell---I WAS NOT AWARE THOSE COULD EXPIRE DB;;;; *notimpressedplz*

[abiquiu]

I usually use the stairs anyway OHMAN WHY DIDN'T I USE THEM TODAY D|

Then the other elevator on the other side of the building smells like chemicals burning.

I FEAR.

[toko_ane]

FEAR IS HEALTHY.

FEAR CAN KEEP YOU ALIVE >8C;;;;

[aubergine_pilot]

WHAT THE HOW IN FUCK!!!, indeed. D8

[abiquiu]

I KNOW RIGHT? THIS PLACE IS FALLING APART

[madeinchernobyl]

AINT NOTHING WORSE THAN EATING STINKY AND ROTTEN ELEVATORS.

[abiquiu]

OMNOMNOMOHGOD

[madeinchernobyl]

S'okay. Elevators are pretty darn safe.

UNLESS THEY'RE LIKE FOCKIN' RESIDENT EVIL ELEVATORS. I didn't ride 'em for awhile after I watched that movie, ahuhu.

[seriousli]

.....you have elevators in your school.

YOU HAVE

ELEVATORS

IN YOUR SCHOOL

well i mean so do i but it's like one huge one on the side of the school where no one goes and it's for like moving big things SO IT DOESN'T COUNT and we get detention if we get caught on it. BUT YEAH.

[abiquiu]

We have three in the dormbuilding and two of them are modern ones that are FRIGHTENINGLY FRIGHTENING and one freight elevator from way back when that still has the two sliding doors you open yourself. That one is actually the safe one.

Then there's the one in the music building that looks like a psyche ward elevator because the walls are inexplicably padded and it makes a scary beep noise when it opens and one day there was randomly a wheelchair in it.

I wish I were kidding. ]% I usually take the stairs anyway