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[abidos_iii]

Help!

These cats won't leave me alone! And one of them bit me! I managed to beat them out of my room with my practice sword but the door won't lock and I think they're trying to claw their way in.

Sorry, roommates. I'm putting the sofa in front of the door until someone tells me it's safe to come out.

Comments

[peachblossomfan]

Honey, you have a sword. These cats are stuffed toys. Why don't you just hack them up?

[abidos_iii]

It's a blunted practice sword. About the best I can do is hit things with it, and these things don't seem to mind being hit. They just bounce.

[peachblossomfan]

Do you need me to come over and show you how to handle toys that don't know how to play nice?

[abidos_iii]

Please?