This is stupid.

[abbytude]

this is the Purity Test. Start with 100%. Answer the questions below. Subtract 1% for each question you answer with a "yes". then post your score as: Purity: 42%

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[ifwebefriends]

*grins lecherously*

...no, actually. Full Monty breakfast is-- *deep breath*:

Toast and jam, cereal, porridge, kippers, sausages, pudding (both black and white), fried mushrooms, chips (what you call fries), hash browns, breakfast roll, baked beans, and scrambled eggs.

And coffee and tea and orange juice.

Possibly some fresh fruit too as a concession to one's arteries.

[abbytude]

No way can you eat all of that in one sitting.

Beans for breakfast?

[ifwebefriends]

Have done.

It's a wossit! Cultural tradition. Fine and upstanding.

[abbytude]

Ew.

I think I'll stick to coffee and a bowl o' me Lucky Charms.

Surgar rush. Fine American tradition.

[ifwebefriends]

They say a big brekkie is healthier for you, you know.

Yes, it explains so much about your country.

[abbytude]

That has never been medically proven.

[ifwebefriends]

Neither has a good deal of anything pertaining to myself or Ruairi.

[abbytude]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.