Harper Jillian 2.4
Warnings: Teh.
The college age children call.
And Harper DOES NOT WANT.
Filip is a manly man and greets people in his underwear to make them feel inferior. He also wears eye makeup.
Wah!
They look like such a small, sweet little family. But really they're a huge bunch of people who aren't all that sweet.
Big boy!
And Kelsi!
There is barely any socialization (?) between siblings in this family. So I make Joseph and Kelsi play nice.
First pic: Creepy.
Second pic: Slightly demonic.
Third pic: Plain old cute!
They're trained from the womb.
Best. Hack. Ever.
WHIPPED.
STRAWBERRIES!
Awh, so cute. He did it by himself. But what I love is HE WENT OVER TO THE GARDEN TO SEARCH FOR BUGS. So realistic <3
His older brother calls and Joseph DOES NOT WANT.
...does he really need a step ladder?
Oh yeah. Cowboy boots.
Harper: SHOEFLEA!
Joseph: WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Joseph: Well, thank you kind sir for explaining that to me. My father would come out and see you, but he is fully dressed.
Harper: -is almost done-
She gave birth to.... TWO MORE BOYS. NEITHER of them had red hair. OR GREEN EYES.
Leo & Shaun.
Harper: This, girl, is what you will spend most of your childhood caring for.
OH NO HARPER OLD!
Harper apparently doesn't like being old.
Kelsi also got big! She's pretty cute.
A little girl spending quality time with her grandmother.
YES KELSI, RUN! RUN FROM THE THOUGHTS!
This..... is where I decided to play on the dorm a little.
WHAT IS THIS? Another PRETTY undead dormie?
WHO REJECTS THE GREAT OTHELLO JILLIAN?
Othello: C'mon. I'm ALMOST nekkid.
Othello: You... poked me?
~Touching family picture~
Of course. She rejects Othello, but chats up his attractive older brother.
Graduation time for all the not-possible heirs!
Blondie: Good riddance.
Jonah LOVES those pants, I guess.
Jonah: I bought all three colors!
Filip: HARPER? What do I do if they're is already one in the crib?!?
Look! Its little Kelsi playing with littler Leo!
And heres Shaun about to grow up!
...A Tommy imposter, eh?
Harper: I'd make a GREAT weatherwoman. Don't you think?
Kelsi: NEED. ATTENTION.
They sort of go together, you know?
But Filip isn't quite sure how to react to the daughter that was very obviously a girl.
Tickling works!