♟003 Assassinations | Video

[betweentheribs]

[Shelby has the phone trained on one desperately struggling prince as a snowman swallows him whole. There's a minute of quiet before the snow melts, and Garrett forces his way out of the snowman, panting.]

You could have helped. [The glare, of course, is meant for her but since the camera is trained on him. :'|]

You are doing well on your own. I

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[axecerbic]

Looks like that thing's got the emasculation covered.

[misterhotpants]

[struggling in the snowman] I assure you, milady, I'm entirely intact. [A grin, followed by a moutful of snow :'|]

[axecerbic]

[Sizing you up, Garrett.]

You sure? You were making such a big deal about being stuck.

[misterhotpants]

[He closes his eyes for a moment, breathes in; slowly, the ice starts to melt off until he steps out] She enjoys it. [And then he's promptly eaten by another one. Longest suffering face] It's a hard life i leave. [Cue struggling]

[smoothstoned]

Nothing says masculinity than being eaten by a snowman.

[betweentheribs]

[Her head tilts to the side as she thinks that over.] He is earning independence by rescuing himself. What is wrong with that?

[smoothstoned]

Let's just say freeing yourself from Frosty the Snowman over there isn't exactly...an impressive feat.

I mean, it might be hard, but it sure as hell looks pretty silly, don't you think?

[betweentheribs]

For Garrett, it is an impressive feat. He's learning control and that he can rely on himself to save him if nobody else will. [Nobody else being her at this moment.]

Yes. That's why I'm not helping him. [:'D It's fucking hilarious.]

[thatwasawesome]

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Carnivorous snowmen? ...guess that makes sense. [This place is stupid. She's stuck in a sweater.]

[betweentheribs]

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I don't believe they have anything that suggests the ability to digest their victims.

[thatwasawesome]

That's lame.

[betweentheribs]

And interesting.