#3 [audio]

[nyanders]

...won't you come off?!

[It's the sound of scratching. And a very, very disgruntled mage wearing a very very ugly and uncomfortable kitty sweater. Anders woke up with this itching fashion abomination (just being specific, considering where he's from) on him and no matter how many times he has tried, the thing just won't come off!Oh. And he also

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[groovy_mutation]

[Video]

What won't come off, if I may ask?

[nyanders]

[audio]

[Ffff when did he leave the phone on like that? He reluctantly answers, but only with audio. It's embarrassing. 8(]

A sweater. [And he just can't help himself:] And I haven't gained weight, I swear.

[groovy_mutation]

I was going to ask if you perhaps never learned the finer points in removing clothing, but I'm sure that isn't the problem.

It truly won't come off?

[nyanders]

[That gets a chuckle.] It most definitely isn't.

I've tried. It's - [scratch scratch] stuck on me. [He knows he's not the most physically capable man ever but still.]

[thatwasawesome]

audio;

Having a problem?

[nyanders]

1/2 [audio]

Oh dearest, lovely Kaine! Please use your wondrous strength to liberate me from this constricting fabric~!

[nyanders]

2/2 [audio]

[A beat.]

No, seriously. I really can't get this ugly thing off.

[thatwasawesome]

Yeah well... I would but-

...

[She can't get hers off either.]

[holeheart]

[Voice]

Keh. Let me guess. A sweater, right?

[nyanders]

[audio]

Right on the money! Yes, a sweater. It's annoying. It's itchy. And worst of all, it's ugly and I want it off.

[holeheart]

Tsk. I got one too. It's got fucking flashing lights on it. And it ITCHES like fucking ANTS!

[nyanders]

Flashing lights? Hm. I don't appear to have any of those, thankfully. But the itching? Yes, the itching.

[axecerbic]

audio

You stuck in one of those fashion disasters?

[nyanders]

[audio]

Unfortunately, yes...so I hope you understand that I do not want to show myself?

[axecerbic]

Am I supposed to care if you do?

[nyanders]

It's a really, really ugly sweater. [And he is far, far too handsome to wear this.]

[rohirrims]

[voice forever]

It seems many of us awoke wearing these uncomfortable garments we cannot remove.

[nyanders]

[oh thank god]

[It takes Anders a moment to recognize the man's voice. Right, the one who knows the old wizard.]

So it's not only me? Misery loves company, I guess.

[rohirrims]

This is far from the most miserable event that has befallen me, but it is not wanted, I can say that much.

[nyanders]

Well, I wouldn't want to die wearing this. [There's some noise from him making another attempt to pull it off, but that just makes the thing itchier on him.] There has to be some way...