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[eatthem]

[A big red eye stares into camera. The pupil constricts, and pulls back to reveal a decidedly reptilian face, wide, wrinkled and scarred. The creature snorts. Then speaks, voice deep but tone dry.] Fancy. Always wanted to know what the stone age was like.

[A pause, then he smiles-or at least crookedly twitches the corner of his mouth.] This place

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[eleventhcaptain]

[Video]
[You get an interested rumble.]

Oho. You're different, aren't you? Interesting.

[eatthem]

Depends on who's asking, human.

[eleventhcaptain]

I ain't human.

Zaraki Kenpachi. Who're you?

[eatthem]

You look human to me. [Pointedly ignoring the question yessiree.]

[smoothstoned]

[video]
Sorry, no negotiations big guy.

[eatthem]

Hah, you don't look like you've tried.

[smoothstoned]

No I totally did.

Marched right up to the head honcho in charge and [DRAMATIC PAUSE FOR EFFECT] found out he or she doesn't exactly exist.

In short: We were brought here by some mysterious force. Negotiating is, in fact, impossible.

[eatthem]

Mystery, impossibility, sounds like cowardly talk to me.

There's no place in the galaxy where someone isn't in charge- or is at least pretending to be.

[womanwhofights]

[Brb, going out of her mind on her end.

DRAGONS. DRAGONS EVERYWHERE AND NOT A SWORD TO BE FOUND.]

[1183_geth]

[Another of Shepard's crew. Curious.]

Battlemaster Urdnot Wrex. Welcome to Abax.

[eatthem]

[Wrex definitely hasn't been properly introduced to Legion, so his tone is has utmost enthusiasm and glee and everything opposite that.] Great. Talking geth.

[1183_geth]

[Aww Wrex don't take it like that. They raise their panels.]

We were properly introduced on Tuchanka with Shepard-Commander.

[Clearly you don't remember in your old age...]

[eatthem]

I know Tuchanka, I know Shepard, but I don't know any talking geth.

[dontfuckwith]

[voice]

He can't be contacted at this time and won't be open to negotiations.

[There's such amusement in her tone.]

Better luck next time.

[eatthem]

[Confusion, then a moment of realization followed by a laugh, a deep belly laugh.] Son of a vorcha.

If you're not the boss here, I'm in more trouble than I thought. Aleena.

[dontfuckwith]

And here I thought you might be grateful to keep yourself out from under my rule. I didn't realize you still felt that way.

It's been a while, Urdnot Wrex. Call me Aria.

[eatthem]

Hrm.

Don't hear me wrong. If you're not in charge, someone more powerful is. That's bad news for me, too.