1st Remedy {Video}

[unohanataichou]

[At some point after leaving the morgue, Unohana has found some decent clothing, including a long white coat to keep out the chill. It does not quite drape properly, but it is at least comfortable. She's also re-braided her hair, and thus appears on the phone screen looking neat and put together

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[eleventhcaptain]

[He likes you enough to at least pay attention.]

Such a fucking bother. [That means he'll do his best not to destroy buildings, okay?]

[unohanataichou]

[She's familiar enough with him to understand his language, even if she doesn't really speak it. Which is why her smile is approving, rather than entirely soul-chilling.]

It's for the best for everyone, Zaraki-taichou. [It's an unspoken thank-you for that effort.]

[eleventhcaptain]

Yeah, sure. Whatever. [And he'll keep fights away form inhabited area's, how's that? Since he's a bit guilty about the lecture Ichigo gave him.]

You found a place yet?

[unohanataichou]

[All the approval.]

I've secured a small area. It should be suitable for the time being.

[holeheart]

Aaaaaah, I know! We weren't gonna get anyone else caught up in it!

[unohanataichou]

[All the scrutiny.]

Events have a history of getting carried away.

[holeheart]

[yeah, here's a creepy Hollow-voiced boy talking to you like he knows you NO BIG DEAL] It's fiiine. The only casualties were a couple of trees, and we taught the big guy a good lesson. It was worth it!

[unohanataichou]

[What even is any of this.]

You speak as though you are familiar with these situations.

[ofnoblemind]

[Oh. Oh thank whoever is watching over him for someone resembling sanity.]

Unohana-taichou.

[He bows his head respectfully.]

[unohanataichou]

Kuchiki-taichou. You look well.

[ofnoblemind]

I am. I trust you are settling in, as well.

[unohanataichou]

Of course. If any require my skills [and she's sure you all will eventually, you crazy, crazy kids], I will be prepared.

[snowwhitesoul]

[Oh gods, is that a Voice of Reason she hears?]

Hopefully, fighting shouldn't happen at all, given the lack of space.

[unohanataichou]

We may hope.

[She's still planning a penalty corner if people misbehave. :|]

[snowwhitesoul]

[That better be one well built box.]

Are you finding yourself comfortable, Unohana-taichou?

[unohanataichou]

Of course, Kuchiki-san. There is no need to trouble yourself about that.

[savior_n_black]

That's why those of us who just have to star something got shown the way out to the park. At least there's fewer things to catch in the crossfire.

[ See, see? Ichigo can totally be responsible! ]

[unohanataichou]

Hopefully this will continue to be remembered in the future.

[Look, buildings have a huge casualty rate around all of you people.]

[savior_n_black]

'Tch. Tell that to Kenpachi.

[ Ichigo didn't start it this time though! And he's even been nice, and called in medical assistance for the nutjob that picked a fight in the first five minutes of being in Abax :T ]

[unohanataichou]

The more who understand, the more smoothly things will run. [Translation: don't worry, she has a special lecture prepared for her fellow captain. :| ]