001 | voice

[nodaisybell]

[The video recorder clicks on but it seems that the owner is a little unfamiliar with the technology, not yet aware that he's even managed to turn his phone on. There isn't much going on as far as background noise; the rustling of those crappy paper robes, the occasional rattling of the metal tray this poor sap is lying on inside of the freezer,

Comments

⇁ voice

[hardheading]

[Not even trying to hide his amusement. You walked into that one, bro] Need a hand, Joker?

[nodaisybell]

So like Coruscant but bogged down with more pieces of crap. Awesome. [He snorts at that.] What'd you do to piss her off?

[He catches that, notes it, files it away under "things to get Kaidan drunk for" later. Much, much later.] She'll turn up eventually. No way she could resist a party like this.

Any chance you can put a little pep in your step? I'm pretty sure Jack is going out of her way to make this as uncomfortable as possible.

[hardheading]

Not really. We don't even have a whole city here, let alone a city-planet. [a sigh] I'm still not sure. At this point, I think the answer is 'exist'.

[He clears his throat. He doesn't miss her why would you think that] Yeah. Let's just hope she doesn't take the saying 'crashing the party' too literally.

I'm pretty sure she'd do that whether I was there or not, but I'll pick up the pace.

[nodaisybell]

Woah, really? Wait. Please tell me we're not pre-space travel. We've got ships lying around this place somewhere, right? [A wince!] Unlucky for you. She really seems to wanna bust your balls, man.

[His Shepard sense are tingling, okay.] I dunno, at least then we'll know for sure it's her.

Great. I'll be... Uh, waiting, I guess.

[hellodeadpeople]

Wait, Revan's a chick now? I can't dickpunch a chick. I made a lot of promises for that.

[hardheading]

I'm sure you'll figure something out.

⇁ voice

[hellodeadpeople]

Alenko. Where the shit are my clothes.

[hardheading]

Probably back on Coruscant. I can bring you some new ones if you like. [a beat] Or you can just go break into a shop and take some, if you want.

[hellodeadpeople]

Theft. You know the way straight to my heart, Alenko. I'm freezing my balls off, though, so something for the in between would be appreciated.

[hardheading]

[A faint laugh] Yeah, I thought you might appreciate that. I'll pick something up for you on the way, though.

[hellodeadpeople]

You're a doll. Brownie points.