002 | Video

[idkmybfftrash]

[ Xanxus gives just about fuck-all about filtering things, so despite the fact he is only calling for his subordinate here, you’re all getting treated to his loud, profane servant-bell ringing. ]

TRAAAAASH.

[ He’s fiddling with a long, metal tube all covered in buttons that a Star Wars fan would recognize as a lightsaber. Jaina Solo’s, to be

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[voice]

[tuboooorg]

I'll come take it from ya!

[Lmfao get off the phone Denmark he's not talking to you 8|]

[voice] i-ilu, Denmark

[idkmybfftrash]

Is your name 'trash'? [ Because... Squalo's is? ] I wasn't calling for you, dipshit.

[voice] He loves you too ;~;

[tuboooorg]

Then ya shouldn't have called everyone! I'll be comin' fer that weapon now.

[voice]

[idkmybfftrash]

Like to see you try.

action;

[destroystosave]

[Revan doesn't even bother to respond to this. She just finds this man's signature through the Force and follows it. You're not a Jedi, pal, and you don't deserve to hold the blade of one.

Hello, Xanxus. You see that woman leaning against a nearby wall, smirking atchu?

Yup.]

You have something I want.

action;

[idkmybfftrash]

[ Hi, Revan, you're now in the lead physician's office in the top floor of the hospital. Wtf, how did you even get in here? Did you scale the building? Like... Rosa did :| Xanxus really needs to install bars on those windows, because goddamn freaky ass women keep crawling into his office unannounced.

This is a problem only Xanxus would be complaining about.

Anyway, doing a slooooow swivel of his commandeered office chair to glare at the new intruder. ]

Unfortunate for you. Get out.

action;

[destroystosave]

[Look kid, through the Force, all things are possible. But no, she didn't scale the building. She just sort of cloaked herself and slipped inside this here room. Where you are. With the lightsaber. That she wants.

See how this works out?

Revan doesn't move, but there's a slightly oppressive feeling to the air that would make lesser men cringe.]

Not until I have that lightsaber in my hands. Now, you can hand it over nicely, or I can take it from you.

action;

[idkmybfftrash]

[ Hey, he can do that too. He made a group of middle schoolers fall down once. It was awesome. Yeah. Real winner right here. He feels it and the threat just brings a mean curl to his lips. A fight's on the way and he's totally cool with that. ]

Not in the mood for nice today. [ Twirling the lightsaber around in his hands. He couldn't even give a fuck that he doesn't really want it right now. ]

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[sanctus_memoria]

[Stares with wide eyes at the beam sword and the big attack kitty.]

Goodness! Where did you find such an animal?

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[idkmybfftrash]

A box.

[ Said with a 'drop dead now' tone because he's clearly the nicest guy in Abax ever. ]

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[sharkfin_soup]

{He switches the feed on, shows Xanxus the shiny sword he had procured for himself over a week ago.}

Vooooiii, I have a sword already! I don't want a fucking kid's toy!!!

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[idkmybfftrash]

[ See Xanxus turn on beam sword.

See Xanxus drop beam sword on desk.

See desk just FALL apart into two clean halves and the carpet under the sword start to melt. ]

And now I need another desk. Go get one. [ The price for your derpitude. ]

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[sharkfin_soup]

VOOIIIIII!!!!! What the fuck?! You fucking wrecked it!! Go get your own fucking desk, Shitty Boss!!!! {But shit, that is pretty awesome...}