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[justhitjackpot]

[The dark-haired man glaring into the camera has a very...disgruntled expression on his face, to say the least. There's a crinkle of that damned paper gown and his head disappears from the shot--he's holding his phone at arm's length--but he's back a second later, brandishing his little yellow tag at anyone who's currently watching the feed.]

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[womanwhofights]

One, no idea, and two, there isn't one.

Welcome to Abax, by the way. You'll be spending the rest of your life here with the rest of us miserable citizens. [Misery loves company, clearly. She sounds cheerful enough.]

[womanwhofights]

Fair enough. [Oh man, if you only knew how smug she is right now.]

...you'd eat a can of something when you don't know what it's made of?

[justhitjackpot]

All right. A favor for a favor. [The poor bastard.]

It's edible, right?

GIT ON AIM, WOMAN. >:C

[womanwhofights]

[Internally cackling away like an evil old hag. SUCKS TO BE YOU.]

I'll stick to meals I can identify, thank you.

I WAS DOING AN ESSAY. i will today though. <3

[justhitjackpot]

Hey, if there's not any decent food here, beggars can't be choosers.

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[womanwhofights]

Better than getting food poisoning.

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[justhitjackpot]

It won't!

...I've got a strong stomach, anyways. [Not sure if this comes from his hometown being mildly radioactive...]

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[womanwhofights]

And you'd be willing to test your theory?

[Pfft. Men.]

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[justhitjackpot]

Absolutely.

[COME AT ME BRO]

[womanwhofights]

[EATING COMPETITION GO.]

Don't blame me if you start turning green afterwards.