#1 accidental [audio] then [video]

[nyanders]

[There's a groan followed by a shiver. One whiny upitty mage, coming right up.] Well, isn't this the most epic prank ever laid on me. Don't think anyone's going to top this one for a while.

Maker, it's freezing. And they say talking actually keeps one warm. [If he had his robes maaaaybe it wouldn't be this cold.] Should start a fire

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⇁ video

[failedhorribly]

[Staring. What even]

You're - certainly Anders.

⇁ video

[nyanders]

[Suddenly, attractive woman!]

I certainly am. [He gives a flirtatious smirk.] May I ask how you know that, pretty lady in the mirror?

⇁ video

[failedhorribly]

[pinching the bridge of her nose] I'm not sure you want the answer to that question.

⇁ video

[nyanders]

If I have to answer any riddles, I'd rather do it somewhere warm. With clothes on.

[video]

[buymevowels]

Like, it's a phone? You use it to call people and junk? Only it's a really sucky phone.

[video]

[nyanders]

I've never seen this sort of thing before. Fascinating, though not as fascinating as someone such as yourself.

[video]

[buymevowels]

Srsly? Never at alls? [It's starting to weird her out how she's smarter than a lot of people here.]

[video]

[nyanders]

I solemnly swear that I have never set my eyes upon a device such as this one.

Voice

[carrytheshield]

Unfortunately, this isn't a prank.

But, if you'll stay where you woke up, I can bring you some clothes.

Voice

[nyanders]

[Oh, thank the Maker for someone being helpful.]

I may have...wandered off a bit, but I'm not too far from where I was. I think it's hard to miss a naked blond man [and a handsome one at that] standing around. While you're at that, mind telling me where exactly am I?

Voice

[carrytheshield]

I'll find you, just don't wander off any further.

I can't give you any really useful answers to that. We're all trapped in a city named Abax. The sun never rises here, and the only people are the ones who woke up in the morgue.

Voice

[nyanders]

Don't think my legs can move much more anyway. [And other parts of his body for that matter.]

So it's always dark here? [He frowns.] Great. Sounds like the Deep Roads.

video;

[goodfor6things]

[Bethany winces as she rushes to find the volume button - as such, it takes her a moment to process that familiar face. And voice. Staaaaaaring.]

An...ders?

video;

[nyanders]

Thaaat's me. I had no idea I was that famous. [He smirks. Hellloooo pretty!]

video;

[goodfor6things]

In a sense, yes. [She's pretty sure she's never seen Anders smile like that before. Weeeeiiiird...] You - have no idea who I am, do you.

video;

[nyanders]

There's no way I can forget a face as pretty as yours, so I'm afraid not.

video;

[thatwasawesome]

[She's just frowning at you.]

video;

[nyanders]

A lady as beautiful as yourself should smile. [Wink wink. Love the hair, by the way.]

video;

[thatwasawesome]

[Going to glare and ignore that...] Who the hell are you? Anders's twin?

video;

[nyanders]

[Blinks.] I'm not sure if I find it amazing or creepy that a lot of ladies I have never met [or he probably has and can't recall their name. Is her name Irene? Can't remember] know my name.

But I am Anders and I never had a twin. But there's plenty of Anders to go around, just letting you know.