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[destroystosave]

[The phone is flat on the ground, angled up at Revan. It's a little difficult to tell, but she's sitting in a meditative position, lightsaber across her lap, eyes closed. There's a faint tone of amusement in her voice as she speaks.]

Just curious, but how many of you have arrived here from Coruscant? I only ask because it's getting a little bit

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[cuttlefishcull]

Revan! [hey guess who is excited to see you bro!] That was fun, right? Everyone is carping their heads off about it! So stupid!

Hey, hey, Revan, can you teach me about human food? I don't think I get it. [You can see she's in a cafe, staring at the various cans of coffee beans looking a little perplexed.]

[destroystosave]

How are you feeling? [You know, now that you aren't being slowly poisoned to death.]

I can do my best, but I have to admit there are things here I've never seen or heard of. [Le sigh. Weird things.]

[cuttlefishcull]

I'm great! Look! [She proceeds to punch one of the coffee cans, which goes flying. Thank you super strength. And she laughs.] Pchoooo! Oh, what about you?

Right? It's so weird. [She sits on a counter, poking at some boxes of tea.] I mostly just ate fish and stuff back home. Now all these things need to be cooked. I guess space is pretty different too, huh?

[destroystosave]

No lasting side effects. I'm at the top of my game. [She flexes her fingers, small bolts of electricity running along her skin.]

There are different animals and plants than what I have read about here, though many are the same. Cats, dogs, most birds. [She grins.] We still have to cook our food.

[need_a_hand]

Your sincerity and remorse at such accusations is truly humbling. [ B( driest tone] I assume your real reason behind this request is idle curiosity.

[destroystosave]

How can I be remorseful for kidnappings I've never committed? Do I seem like the type of person to shy away from her past crimes? [:'|] I did say that I was curious, not that I was going to issue an apology.

[need_a_hand]

No, you have made such abundantly clear. [he raises his brow] Why did you join these Sith?

[destroystosave]

[She purses her lips.] They joined me, not the other way around.

[chokeaslug]

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[Cue one unimpressed Hokage right to the fore.]

Does it not occur to you that some of us don't give a damn who you are, blah blah blah and so on?

[destroystosave]

I really couldn't care if you give a kriff or not. [Revan shrugs.] That was more for the benefit of my accusers than anyone else in this place.

[chokeaslug]

You do realize your accusers are most likely the little squeakers coming through the morgue, right?

Unless it's another one of those world time bits.

[destroystosave]

They claim to have been kidnapped from their homes to my home, by me. And from there, they arrived here much the same as everyone else. There's a certain beauty to the tampering of space and time.

[herewegoto]

As a male, at that.

[destroystosave]

It's not as though that mistake has never been made before.

[herewegoto]

It is an oddly common difference. Yet so far only for the major players. Not sure there's two universe's where the only difference is the back-up being chromosome swapped.

[destroystosave]

How many others are here with this same particular problem?

[dontfuckwith]

[Voice]

Points for honesty, at the very least.

[destroystosave]

[Voice]

Hiding equates shame. I'm not ashamed.

[dontfuckwith]

And full disclosure equates ignorance. Though, I don't see you as such.

[destroystosave]

Who says this is full disclosure? It's common knowledge where I'm from, and there's no reason to hide from that here.