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[aatash]

So, there's a discussion amongst the colleagues about gay staff/faculty members. I asked how they could be so certain that someone was gay. They stared at me.

"He lives with a male roommate. What else could he be

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[bluestraggler]

They top their own stupidity every single day. Amazing.

Not only do they have no notion of acceptable and common social norms, they also understand less than shit about human psychology. I've never heard of humans this mentally deficient.

[aatash]

They're a different kind of SPESHUL, they are.

Then again, I shouldn't be surprised since they'd think something is up if a guy had a female roommate too. Apparently roommates can't be roommates outside of a college dorm unless they've having wild animal sex.

... how many roommates you got, Nat? :D *runs*

[bluestraggler]

THO THPETHUL

Omg YEAH. If a guy had a female roommate they are either a couple or no doubt having consummate dirty sex under the paper-thin guise of frugality.

...three, AND I'VE SLEPT WITH ALL OF THEM

[aatash]

ZOMG YOU DIRTY BEAST DDD:

[ruffwriter]

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

[aatash]

YOU KEEP YOUR-- YOUR YAOI AWAY FROM ME.

[ruffwriter]

... *oh shit do I have any BL icons*

*HERE WE GO*

LOOK ELAINE, CATBOYS IN LOVE!

[aatash]

AIEEEEE

FIE ON YOU FIEND, FIE.

*HISSES*

[nogah]

In my own little world, everything is gay, but even I find 'his roommate is a guy' to be just a little bit far stretched. (Unless he's in his fourties.)

Alas, I have no Ohmiya porn to share :( *tear*

[aatash]

Y-Yeah, I kinda need a little more proof than that if he's a young man. Like say, cuddling in the same bed with only their boxers. |Db

Awww. :( But I will be trapped in my little well without it!

ps: LOVE YOUR ICON. Stephen wins the world with his gaydar.

[nogah]

Where are you from that your workmates have such bizarre concepts of what makes a person gay?

Aww, man cuddling!

THANK YOU. I LOVE STEPHEN. My boss has the best gaydar, actually. Frighteningly correct. And he's a married, forty something man. But he's ALWAYS RIGHT.

[aatash]

I am somewhere in South California. |Db

Wow. Can your boss come down here and confirm 'suspicions'? XD

[tayuri]

wow, i clearly must've been having lesbo orgies everynight since i lived with in a 2-bedroom apt. with four girls during college according to that theory... >.> i almost wish that was the case... then at least i could have some really interesting stories to tell about college XPPP

how about a 10 page orgy!fic i wrote for inu? sadly, that is all i can offer because i really really ought to go study for biochem

[aatash]

AND PICTURES? :DDD

--I mean, ewww, that's gross Tayuri-chan. :(

... oh my gosh. 10 page? I. Yes. I need the education.

[tayuri]

XDDD well, actually, those picture are up on... oops, i don't think this is the place to talk about such things right? ;PPP

... it was for her birthday! >.> email?

[aatash]

Let us move it into PM! XD

Yes'm! aatash04[at]gmail[dot]com

[lsirial]

Oh! So I'm a lesbian, apparently! Good thing to know, I'm sure my roommate (and her boyfriend) will be interested to learn that we're an item, too XP

But I... can't see how they came to this astounding conclusion?

Good luck to handle so much stupid! ^^"

[aatash]

You should tell your roommate's boyfriend that he has to fight you for her. :D

I don't know, I don't recall making any kind of face that would've hinted that. My co-workers can apparently read minds, I guess. *snrk*

T-Thanks! One more week and I'm out of here. ;;b

[lsirial]

More like, I should tell her that I'm sooo sorry, but that we should end it, because he's almost 20cm taller than me, and way stronger ¬_¬ Unless we fight on cooking or sewing, of course :D

Are they trying to show their best before you leave? >.<
*send positive waves*

(I hope you don't mind me commenting on your personal entries, even though we don't know each other at all ^^")

[aatash]

--and then you stab his eye out with a sewing needle? :D ... i-ignore me, I'm weird.

Possibly. *lol* I never really got along too well with my co-workers on a personal level, so.

(Not at all. ♥ Stupid always needs to be shared. |Db)