Message: To All
To: All
From Penelope Garcia
Subject: Employment
Hello my fellow New Jersians, it is I, your friendly neighborhood tech goddess! My name is Penelope Garcia and I am a former computer technician for the FBI and an even more former (and slightly notorious) computer hacker. Thus, I can battle the blue screen of death, conduct a (slightly illegal) background check on your boyfriend, and solve a murder case all before Batman can get his tights on.
"But, why do I care?" you might ask. Well, maybe you don't. But if you do, and you happen to be someone who can offer me some employment while I'm stranded in inhabiting your fine city, please feel free to contact me about said opportunity. I look forward to speaking with you.
Garcia out.
From Penelope Garcia
Subject: Employment
Hello my fellow New Jersians, it is I, your friendly neighborhood tech goddess! My name is Penelope Garcia and I am a former computer technician for the FBI and an even more former (and slightly notorious) computer hacker. Thus, I can battle the blue screen of death, conduct a (slightly illegal) background check on your boyfriend, and solve a murder case all before Batman can get his tights on.
"But, why do I care?" you might ask. Well, maybe you don't. But if you do, and you happen to be someone who can offer me some employment while I'm stranded in inhabiting your fine city, please feel free to contact me about said opportunity. I look forward to speaking with you.
Garcia out.