"On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will occur. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation)."
It's now May 22nd in my part of the world. I guess God didn't want me. Oh well, I guess I'll go join the Chief in Scotland until Oct 21st and the world is destroyed.
I still think the Rapture could happen, given the amazingly freakish thing I got at an estate sale today (I never have luck this good). At least I'll still have a while to enjoy it.
lovely aaron is having too much fun taking the preverbial piss out of these people.
really! Creator timetable isn't the same ours and also if it was happening would people have time to flaming well tweet-face-myspace. more likely to running around in screaming panic!
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It's now May 22nd in my part of the world. I guess God didn't want me. Oh well, I guess I'll go join the Chief in Scotland until Oct 21st and the world is destroyed.
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I still think the Rapture could happen, given the amazingly freakish thing I got at an estate sale today (I never have luck this good). At least I'll still have a while to enjoy it.
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really! Creator timetable isn't the same ours and also if it was happening would people have time to flaming well tweet-face-myspace. more likely to running around in screaming panic!
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