A hero emerges

[a_young_legend]

Who: Shinji, Takeru, and NPC dudes
When: Late at night
Where: Tokyo, then some generic dark alley off base
What: Shinji leaves base to clear his mind and gets himself into a spot of trouble. And by trouble I mean rape. Pants shitting occurs but lo and behold, a mysterious savior in a red mask appears in before Char jokes to rescue him from certain

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[srw_u_mods]

If Shinji were paying attention, he might have noticed the red glow between two buildings... or the small ring of some chimes. Whether or not he noticed these he probably noticed the group of monsters wielding swords which somehow came out of it...

[a_young_legend]

Shinji would be the first person to admit he wasn't always the most observant guy in the world, but he liked to think he wasn't totally incompetent in the timely spotting sources of impending doom department. Accordingly, when Shinji glanced up to see the gathering horde gunning his way, he did the first reasonable thing he could think of.

He screamed like a sissy girl and started running the opposite direction. While swearing profusely, of course.

"ShitshitshitfuckfuckfuckGODFUCKINGDAAAAAMMMMMMMIT! Why does this always happen to me?! WHY?!"

[srw_u_mods]

This is normally a good tactic when it comes to impending doom. Except that a group of the strange monsters have come out of another crack somehow in that direction. And now Shinji finds himself trapped between two groups of sword wielding monsters... in an alleyway...

[a_young_legend]

Shinji was, however you chose to look at it, royally screwed. Surrounded by the slobbering bunch of... whatever they were, he backed slowly away. Much to Shinji's woe, this had the unfortunate side effect of toppling him on his ass after tripping over a particularly pointy rock.

Out of options, he raises his palms in surrender at the monsters, grinning cheekily and hoping that he can stall long enough for... oh, who was he kidding? As his stomach lurched he prayed for a swift and hopefully violation-less death.

"Uh, hey there, fellas," he tried to play it cool, but Shinji trying to play it cool was like Setsuna trying to go ten minutes without mentioning Gundam. It wasn't happening. "Something I can do for you? You want money, or something? Because I'm kind of broke... eheheh... don't shit your pants Shinji, don't shit your pants, oh god I don't want to die."