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[a_silent_due]

[...cue a lot of background noise from various dames gushing about something oh so pritti, and then - ]

-- the hell do I care it's the wrong size, cut your damned heel off, or some toes, just get that shoe horse on!

Tchhhhhh... Walker's out, the Jerry walks, the cripple's pitied, the ball idiot's rolling, and I'm stuck with - take your hand off

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[endswithme]

[And he just had to pick today to see if he could find a new pair of sneakers.]

Maybe I'll try another store...

[a_silent_due]

[totally spying him from the corner of his oh so diligent eyes]

Come back here.

[endswithme]

Who the hell hired this guy?

Er, I think I've got the wrong store...

[a_silent_due]

[death is looking down on you, neku, death and destruction]

You need shoes. I can smell it on you.

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[101st_job]

...a job?

voice;

[a_silent_due]

It's... it's not.

voice;

[101st_job]

Volunteering?

voice;

[a_silent_due]

...drop it.

voice;

[hidesinrestroom]

... Wow. Remind me never to go there.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

I don't need to see your face.

voice;

[hidesinrestroom]

And I don't need your cranky ass being a poor salesman.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

I'm doing fine.

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[floralities]

[ She's sitting on one of the little sofas, legs crossed, alternately watching Kanda, rolling her eyes, and checking her fingernails. ]

You've got to be the worst shoe salesman ever.

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[a_silent_due]

[growls]

You get your ass up and do better, then.

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[floralities]

[ Nuh uh she's tired. ]

Yeah, no.

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[deathbutler]

[Guess who's here? Hand one on hip, looking cross?

... Stylishly cross. Amazingly dramatically cross. (For all of three seconds.)]

[bluejuggernaut]

Not that I speak from experience, but that sort of attitude generally isn't considered part of good customer service.

voice

[a_silent_due]

...so?

voice

[bluejuggernaut]

So if you're trying to sell things, shouting at your customers isn't the best way to go about it. You're more likely to encourage violence than purchasing.

voice

[a_silent_due]

If they're bloodied up, they're not bothering me for more shoes.