I don't have time to do a long recap, so this is what you get:

Best Moments -- Vegas Trip July 2004

• Roberto's lapdance. Totally. Standing in a sleazy, dark club where you can only get a seat at a table if you "take care of" the bouncer, watching some woman walk right up to Roberto, drop into his lap, and start gyrating. ::ducks what will surely ( Read more... )

We're about to take Candy to the vet. She's worse today. She still won't eat, now she won't even drink, and her famous loud purring is all but gone. She's listless and doesn't fight being moved or picked up; doesn't scramble to get away as she normally does when she turns her nose up at where you've positioned her. She seems to just want to curl up ( Read more... )

The Mighty Tick: Utility penis?
The Poets Song: Oh yes. Utility penis. What every girl needs.

ETA 11/20/11 -- Wow. Okay, so I'm going through and only selectively keeping entries here, to get rid of a lot of the emo bullshit and broken links and pictures that are no longer there, etc. before I dive back into this journal and bring it back to life. I had to keep this one, because, awwww -- I was so excited about Andrew's class!

BUT. WTF? Look ( Read more... )

My niece today, at the grocery store, told me she has halitosis as an excuse for why she couldn't carry the basket.

I think we learned our lesson about using words of which we don't know their meaning.

Today found our table at the Yardhouse being overtaken by World War II era soldiers ( Read more... )

Bryce: "Are you singing like Steve Guttenberg's penis?"
Katie: "I am Steve Guttenberg's penis."

MagnoliaFaery: I love how, while we sleep on the street for 12 hours to see someone who doesn't know we exist, we exclude ourselves from "the freaks." We've only done it... three times. Four, probably, by the time December/January rolls around and he's promoting Big Fish. It would be a shame for him to be on Leno and not have that same group of ( Read more... )

"I did this movie called Serving Sara. (cringes) Uhm, sorry for that one.
Anyway, I was walking on set with Matthew Perry, and he turns to me: 'You know, that Evil Dead game sucks.' And I'm thinking, Matthew Perry plays Evil Dead games? So I said, 'Well, why does it suck?' And he goes, 'It's clunky ( Read more... )

From: Kim Wroe [mailto:nospamnospam@superherogirl. net ( Read more... )