Risking my JOB to post here, you know...no, I'm not addicted, why do you ask?_redpanda_January 28 2003, 09:24:00 UTC
I think I'm lucky to still be allowed to eat with sharp utensils. I'm starting to write smut. I regularly use strike-outs and words like "fuckses" and "AHAHAHAAH." I've memorized Silmarillion family trees because I HAD to. And movies and TV and music have been ruined forever.
I am nearly a year old myself, but many muns have placed their rude hands on my joystick and manipulated me for their amusement. The terrible things I have done endured!
The only thing that can console me is another sweaty encounter with my wife.
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LOVE!!!
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::dances::
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The only thing that can console me is another sweaty encounter with my wife.
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::frugs like a demon::
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Well, happy birthday to you and all of us then!
*looks at Wraithy expectantly*
Well, if its your birthday, aren't you giving us all presents?
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