Japanese/Spanish language barrier

[a_peaceful_aura]

My location is very nice but I have overestimated my Spanish abilities. When I come for work a translator has always been provided. I have only now discovered a phone number where the government provides a free translating service for tourists. The staff here are -as always- very helpful.

Three very old and very much dead men have decided that I

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[zander_holt]

Senri told me to come bother you. So here I am! Did you miss me? Of course you did!

Sooo, how old today, huh?

[zander_holt]

...that was a joke. Tell me something serious now!

[a_peaceful_aura]

...

Questions are best.

[zander_holt]

How'd you meet Senri?

[a_peaceful_aura]

High school.

[zander_holt]

Well, embellish a little. Explain the situation. Type me out at least three sentences about you guys in high school.

[a_peaceful_aura]

We were in the same dorm building and class all three years. Aside from that we rarely had overlapping activities/interests. I knew people in his group of friends.

.....?

[zander_holt]

Yeah, but how'd you get to be friends and stuff? From that explanation, it doesn't sound like you'd be all that interested in each other.

[a_peaceful_aura]

He is stubborn.

...I hit him in the face with a ball during class.

[zander_holt]

So am I! We have so much in common.

And if he was anything then like he is today, I'm sure he was irritated as hell over that.

[a_peaceful_aura]

...

He should have been paying attention.

[zander_holt]

Sooo, how did hitting him with a ball lead to friendship, huh? Explain eeeverything from then until the present in a paragraph... because apparently I need to tell you this or else you don't explain in detail.

[a_peaceful_aura]

...Is that necessary?

[zander_holt]

Well, yeah. How else am I supposed to learn things? I can't read your mind. Is that what you do when you want to learn something, just read peoples' minds? Of course not.

[a_peaceful_aura]

We shared the dorm and class for three years -- there were naturally circumstances where we needed to interact. A mutual enthusiastic friend organized many events for the group. We kept in touch after high school.

Perhaps you should ask him.

[zander_holt]

You guys just don't want me hanging around too long, do you? You keep playing pass-the-Zander.