VI.

[a_normal_human]

((Kyon borrowed Haruko's megaphone and is standing somewhere nice and public making his announcement. He paid Haruko $15 for the use of said megaphone, so that's -$15 to Kyon and +$15 to Haruko. Thanks mods

Comments

[heroic_commoner]

Item? Rich-kid-school? Girly Bishounen? Mascot?

I... I don't even know where to begin.

[a_normal_human]

Bishounen, exactly, Bishounen!

In every single tale where something strange and mysterious occurs - *pulls out manga examples and flashes them quickly* - there is almost without a doubt a bishounen character! It's absolutely necessary for our brigade, and you fit the bill perfectly.

*gets behind Haruhi and turns her head to look in a (magically appearing out of nowhere) mirror* Just LOOK AT HOW BIG YOUR EYES ARE!

[heroic_commoner]

What do my eyes have to do with anything?

[a_normal_human]

Come on! *still holding her head in front of the mirror* Everyone knows that one of the keys to bishounen style is big, sparkly eyes!

It's obvious that you're a complete beginner on the topic, but don't worry. I've assigned Gunter to be your personal Bishounen Consultant.

[knight_of_7]

I-I guess that's what he meant...

Um... Is there anything I can help you with, Kyon-san?

[a_normal_human]

*thrusts a script in Suzaku's arms*

I spent last night writing this. Memorize your lines!!

((Ta-daa, Suzaku now has a bit part in the movie - which we're totally gonna make up as we go. 8D; He probably only has one or two lines, and is one of T-O-E's minions or something like that. *thumbs up* :DDD))

[knight_of_7]

A-Ah! Thanks, Kyon-san. I'll do my best.

... What have I gotten myself into?

[[ooc: Poor, poor Suzaku~ XD]]

[sexy_swordsman]

...not again...

[a_normal_human]

YOU!

You need to give rich-kid-school Haruhi "being a beautiful bishounen" lessons. I'm sure a gorgeous and genius bishounen such as yourself would know exactly how to show him the way!

[sexy_swordsman]

((Aaaand you've played up to Gunter perfectly~ XDDD))

...Of course I am capable of such a feat! Even though Haruhi's a she... You certainly are insightful, being able to tell that, Brigade Leader~

[a_normal_human]

*scribbles something on the Brigade roster*

*points his marker at Gunter* That's excellent, Gunter. From henceforth you have been promoted from the brigade's "Wind Demon" to "Bishounen Consultant"! Congratulations!

[laconicshadow]

Like, you're making a movie? Gosh, I really wanted one for my party, but Trucy was like, movies are so uncool (she has no sense of fashion) and she told me to go to Axel. Can you believe it? Who ever goes to Axel? So, um, if you're making a movie, could I like, rent it for my party?

[a_normal_human]

Absolutely!

For a small fee!

Look at that, we're so famous, our movie is ALREADY get customers!♥

[laconicshadow]

That is so awesome, so um, what's it about, and gosh, can I have it this Saturday? I don't mind a fee, like, I have so much money, it doesn't matter.

[a_normal_human]

Not a problem! We should be done in HALF that time!!

[king_of_thunder]

Oh! Does it mean the brigade is back? I'm glad to hear that~

[a_normal_human]

THAT'S RIGHT!

You! You're Ren, right? Congratulations, you're going to T-O-E's minion #2 in our movie!