[text message to Daniel, this morning]

[edsidlemirth]

lol disregard that. I got fear gassed.

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[goshdarnniteowl]

srsly? are u ok?

[edsidlemirth]

what kind of question is that, you jerk? I got fear gassed ;P

[goshdarnniteowl]

you're also texting me w/lols. :p

what happened? your fellowship of evil meeting go badly?

[edsidlemirth]

Of course I typed 'lol'. It was embarrassing, jerk. Jerk jerk

jerk

Okay, so he has absolutely no comprehension of the situation he is dealing with. I'd offer you his location, but there are two matters preventing this.