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-10 Days Til Christmas......

Dec 15, 2009 20:39

And the last minute shoppers are just beginning to realize they need to get their asses in gear. The stock in stores is starting to look rather picked over ( Read more... )

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paintfromlife December 16 2009, 05:00:29 UTC

So, y'know, ding dong, the witch is dead (or at least in Arkham) and all that shit, right? Time for Pickman to get his skinny Masshole self back to Gotham. Time for him to call up his bestest pal, to let him know.

Ring, ring!

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 07:47:34 UTC

And here they are, both laughing like idiots on the phone.

"So, what the fuck're you gettin' me, anyway -- don't you fuckin' say a novelty candy cane."

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 07:48:50 UTC

"If I tell, it will ruin the surprise!" Dib does this thing right.

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 08:27:04 UTC

"I can still pretend t'be surprised, ayuh?"

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 08:31:49 UTC

"I'd be able to tell you were faking. You'll have to wait until Christmas."

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 08:36:05 UTC

"Horsefucker."

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 08:44:39 UTC

"It's not nice to call your mother a horse, Pickman."

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 08:58:11 UTC

He laughs. "Fuck, you wanna stick it in that? Good luck to you. Hope you like sand."

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 09:02:03 UTC

"Eww." Dib snickers into the phone, finally getting out to the store with another bag.

paintfromlife December 16 2009, 09:18:47 UTC

"I fuckin' know. Almost enough t'make me feel sorry for my old man. Except not at fuckin' all."

agent_m0thman December 16 2009, 09:25:51 UTC

"If it bothers him that much he can just loose his little blue pills."

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