FYI

[tropnevad]

No one talk to me.

No, I take that back.

No one talk to me, no one look at me, breathe at me, stand within ten metres of me. And no one - absolutely no one - congratulate me on the recent one year advancement I received towards my final destination.

But comfort I shall gladly take in the knowledge that there are those ahead, oh much ahead of

Comments

[nessa_isparadis]

Darling, it's so good to hear from you!
Well, I didn't actually read any of that, because it starts with "No" and that's a negative word and for the sake of my mental balance I'm trying to stay away from things that are negative. Kind of like Atkins where you stay away from carbs. But you can't eat words, which I think is why they are so popular.

Anyways, if you're ever ready to start a sentence with "Yes", I'll binge on that, promise.

[talentedmsgwyn]

Oh, Jack. How can I not look at you when you are one of the few men left on this planet that know how to properly wear a suit? Put on a pair of sweatpants and I promise that my eyes will never seek to look at your form.

And pass the bottle, darling. Moses is teething and it's my husband's birthday today and I forgot to buy him something.

[louisianaflower]

I tuned out because I don't know what FYI means, but hi! Do you mind if I stand really close? I'm gonna stand really close.