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[floppyhair]

My GOD, I am gorgeous.

Or I was, until my face started melting off and I ate those damned energy bars.

You know, I think this year I'm just as inclined to celebrate America's estrangement from its Mother Country as its natives are! Why should they get all the fun

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[obviouslyricky]

Dear, LORD! Who is that damp fourteen year old boy you've shown pictures of? Is he...expensive? Does he do the yard work, or is he just a lap dog?