Emily the Sue

[a_leprechaun]

Kind of a rip-off of a meme that Megan (otherwise known as "the-girl-who-is-in-Europe-right-now, lucky-her :-p) did:
I typed my first name into a fanfiction.net summary search for three of the biggest Mary-Sue fandoms on the market: Harry Potter, LoTR, and PoTC

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[featherspy]

fanfiction.com makes the baby jesus CRY.

And now, letters:

Dear Harry Potter Fanfiction Writers,

England does, indeed, have quite a number of people inhabiting its shores. It has just recently made its immigration laws more strict. In fact, they have outlawed American people entirely. Please find another hackneyed plot line. Thank you.

Concerned Readers

Dear Lord of The Rings Fanfiction Writers,

We've finally managed to fix that interdimensional rift in the space-time continum. You need'nt worry about falling through it anymore. So if you could kindly stop writting about how you landed in Middle Earth through it, we'd stop getting such bad press. Thanks.

The Interdimensional Space-Time Continum Construction Fellows

Dear Pirates of the Carribean Fanfiction Writers,

Pirates hate you. Pirates are not nice people. Pirates kill people and steal their money. ESPECIALLY young wimmun. Please keep that in mind. Thank you.

Society for the Preservation of the Historical Personae of Pirates and their Dependents

[lawofsyllogism]

Zing! re: Harry Potter. Man, at least when you and I were still in the Mary Suein' phase, we gave our Sues appropriate nationalities.