am i getting too old for my age

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a few nights ago i found myself telling a story about teenagers that i saw wearing pants that were way too baggy for them. the crotch was at their knees and they were walking bull-legged to keep them from falling down. i found this ridiculous

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you're just starting to feel old now?

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I can just hear it:
" how do they justify spending so much money to look like clowns?"
"what if they have to run to catch a bus, they'd fall right off"
"buy a friggin belt, homes"

AND THEN the realization sinks in that your god damn HUSBAND wears his pants really low and kind of walks bow- legged (both to keep my pants on and so that I won't crush my package).
Now who's foolish?

Re: you're just starting to feel old now?

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you wear your pants baggy and low for easy access.

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and cause you like me to.

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But you can't deny that you love how I wear my pants so baggy that my ass is always creepign out of them.

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your ass isn't meant to be kept out of sight. it defines who you are.