I am a corporate whore and don't care if you all have to look at ads so I am now a jackass sponsored account or something, so I can have more pretty pictures.
Every time I find myself up at midnight wondering why I didn't get started on this assignment (whatever it may be at the time) earlier, I kind of wish I was somebody else.
Give me an elitist faggot rainbow title bar before everyone whines that they upset the careful equilibrium of the internet message board and they're taken out, so I can call people cunts and feel even COOLER!