I. Day One

[a_jade_phoenix]

Made it here alive with Teddy. We were given a house and a computer, which is just bloody strange. I don't think I've been on a vacation quite like this before

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[reluctant_pawn]

It rather redundant to inform us that you live, considering writing in this format takes for granted that you are, indeed, living.

Is there a reason you're letting this Teddy destroy your flat?

[a_jade_phoenix]

Who are you?

[reluctant_pawn]

Merely a member of this forum which you've chosen share the mundane details of your life.

Why would you need an owl? Do you have a problem with rodents?

[a_jade_phoenix]

They're only mundane because you can't see how wrecked my flat is now.

I--yes, I do, horrible problem with them in fact. Found a dead one under my sink. Disgusting.

[reluctant_pawn]

How did you even become an Auror? Do you think the few things you've said would allow me to know who you were if I didn't already have detailed knowledge of you?

[a_jade_phoenix]

If you know me so horribly well, why won't you tell me your name? What are you so afraid of?

[reluctant_pawn]

I've built a life here and I'll not let you, or anyone else take it from me. We are done here, Potter.