my gender is pretty much a playlist which I cycle through featuring increasingly fucked up combinations of man, woman, dog, rarely picked Morrowind character classes, and the rappers macklemore and Kanye West

[a_hollow_year]

So I've taken up knitting.

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[nebride]

Gah! Knitting always did make my head hurt. Finally taught myself how to crochet. I think I'm only smart enough to run one hand at a time.

Hooray for the kidlet's first trip to the zoo!

[a_hollow_year]

Crochet is sooooooooooooooo awesome because you can kind of wing it. Knitting is more precise. But crochet? DO WHATEVER, WHO CARES

[labellerose]

Short rows are of the devil. Miley Cyrus is the bride of Satan and short rows are their demon spawn.

[a_hollow_year]

I actually like short rows better than heel flaps... which is weird. Maybe? But I like both of them aesthetically so whatevs.

[golden_meliades]

I want to be a good friend and read everything you ever write, especially since I bet the actual storyline of your novels is great, probably very unique and brain-catchy. It's just that sex tends to be such a large part of romance novels (and you did say you write 'porn...that's kind of the point, right?) and I'm awfully asexual. To the point where reading anything approaching a detailed sex scenes makes me feel unnatural and creepy. I need a mental mosaic, to blur out any graphic bits as they go by :)

ARGH there is a fat mouse creeping around the edge of my current seat and it keeps scrabbling at it...it's making it hard to concentrate on talking to you...

Anyway, I'm :( that I can't read and support along with everyone else. If HotM had been something purchased, I DEFINITELY would have paid for every chapter. (Disclaimer: I do not endorse the idea of charging for fan works of any kind. Take that, unseen hovering litigationists.)