At the risk of sounding like a chick, this is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Funny how I can always find something to cheer me up.

I lol'd like a motherfucker.

Lulz @ a seven year old trying to curse out me and Peter.

The Mazda is on its deathbed and so is my social life.

Fuck.This.Shit.

Today was all about pizza bagels, playgrounds, explicit gay incest webcomics (I blame Peter), Tricky Trays, IHOP, and my favorite people in the world (excluding one or two). If everyday was like today, I'd be a very happy boy.

I was humming mah nah mah nah and all of a sudden a Saturn commercial comes on with the mah nah mah nah song.

That just made my fucking day.

I want ice cream...probably better batter.

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So, it's 6 am and I'm feeling much healthier. This week is spring break, so there are a few things I wanna take care of...

-Clean My Room
-Buy new guitar strings and start working on my shredding skills.
-Hit the punching bag more.
-Beat Resident Evil 4
***HANG WITH OTHERS ON SPRING BREAK***
-Get a fucking job.

Justin's living on the pepto-bismol diet. This includes half a pancake, one cup of iced tea, 1 french fry, and (you guessed it) a few swigs of the pink stuff (which is having little to no effect).

Fuck sorrow. I'm fucking sick of feeling like shit and even more sick of broadcasting my shittiness. With that being said, if you ever hear me bitch consistently about my life, I give you permission to smack me as hard as you can. Seriously, do it. I might even let a punch fly every once in a while (don't worry, I've been hit in the face multiple ( Read more... )