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[a_failed_god]

Private to Valentine // Unhackable.

I have tasks for you, Valentine.

And this time I'm not just saying it to make a point about your clear inability to break away from me, so you needn't feel too wary.

Private to Elena // Unhackable.

Second. I have my first order for you.

Private to Rikku // Unhackable.

I require your assistance. We must meet.

Private to

Comments

Private//Unhackable.

[foreswear]

... Very well.

Private//Unhackable.

[a_failed_god]

Excellent. Your immediate task is to keep an eye on Kazuki. He intends to drop me a visit quite soon, though he doesn't care to divulge when, nor does he realise which building I am occupying; when he comes, I want to know how he identifies which place I am living in. I would like you to be with him when he arrives. Be sure that he doesn't know you're following him.

Your secondary task is to trail the Turk Elena. Keep an eye on what she's doing. Do not speak to her. Do not get in her way. Do not report your findings to anyone but myself.

Violate any of those rules, Valentine, and I'm sure you realise where it will lead you.

Do I make myself clear?

Private//Unhackable.

[foreswear]

... Yes. I understand.

Private//Unhackable.

[a_failed_god]

So good at what you do, Valentine.

I look forward to seeing you again soon. Perhaps you can earn back what I've taken from you? ... And I suppose you still have no further answers to that missing memory issue.

[supermodelmisa]

Really? ♥ That's so cute! Who is she~?

[a_failed_god]

Her name is GLaDOS. Unfortunately, my information on her is minimal, but speaking to her is very satisfying for me. She is fascinating.

[supermodelmisa]

That's an ugly name. I hope you two have a wonderful relationship together! Misa will give you advice, if you want~!

OHOHO HOJO'S GETTING DEFENSIVE OF HIS NEW SUBJECT~.

[a_failed_god]

... Her designation is irrelevant.

Advice?

Private//Hojo

[calamitousness]

Alrighty. When and where? And do I need to bring any tools?

Private//Rikku - directions to the home accompany the message. <3

[a_failed_god]

It's advisable. I have a fairly large construction planned, something to try and confirm a theory I have about Purgatorium. Unfortunately, my drawing skill is quite... poor, but I know what must be done, and perhaps you can assist me in making it a functioning device.

As soon as you are able.

... Have you made it to the second level, by any chance?

Re: Private//Hojo - Hopefully she won't get lost. |D

[calamitousness]

Blueprints, huh? I can work with that. I just hope you're good at describing what you need.

I'll head on down right now, then. Lemme close up the garage first.

Mmm yep. Kakashi and I are up here now.

Private//Rikku - Let's hope he draws maps better than blueprints. <3

[a_failed_god]

Excellent.

I will be anticipating your arrival.

[glados_lives]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PERFECT.

AT APERTURE SCIENCE, WE HOPE TO CHANGE THAT.

[a_failed_god]

You are as close as one could hope for, GLaDOS.

In fact, you rather remind me of...

[glados_lives]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIMENTS ON MY DESIGN.

[a_failed_god]

It is my pleasure.

Are you mobile? Or do you require retrieval?

[happi_hime]

Awww~! That's so great! Even in a gloomy place of dark atonement full of sinners, true love can bloom~~~!! ♥ ♥ ♥

If you need dating advice, Miwako can help! Girls like guys who are beautiful and dress nice~

[a_failed_god]

...

Are you related to Misa, by any chance?

[happi_hime]

You know Misachan, Mister~~? ♥ ♥ ♥ Misachan is so popular here~!

No, Miwako and Misa aren't related~ That would be fun!

Are you related to Misachan~?

[a_failed_god]

If you're not related, I'm not surprised you know her. You have bothersome disturbing similarities.

... Thankfully not.