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a_failed_god

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Sep 14, 2007 18:37

How peculiar.

Today I woke to find I had the strangest urge to... pick flowers.

I see I'm not the only one faring poorly in these circumstances. However, I prefer to think I have far more backbone than the rest of you when it comes to resisting this folly.

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breaking_bonds September 15 2007, 01:47:06 UTC

Flowers. I think you might be hard-pressed to find them here.

[ OOC: I so want to tell him to talk to Aeris about that flower thing. ]

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 01:54:25 UTC

Indeed. Clumps of dirt are not near so romantic.

... I could potentially engineer some. Hmm.

breaking_bonds September 15 2007, 01:57:21 UTC

Since you're out of luck on the prior account, does that mean you're safe from this foolishness epidemic?

I would appreciate some if you could. I have a person I would love to share them with. You could probably make quite the profit in your own right.

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 02:05:44 UTC

Indeed. ... If only for so long as I lack flowers at all.

I fear you're encouraging me to go through with this. However...

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intoth3light September 15 2007, 01:48:14 UTC

Do you have any idea what's going on?

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 01:54:02 UTC

Given the impulsive nature of the gods and our collective, wholly natural behaviour, I'm sure you can see the most obvious possibility.

intoth3light September 15 2007, 03:02:46 UTC

The most obvious is not the most plausible. However, it is mildly amusing nonetheless.

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 16:37:46 UTC

Oh? What would you consider more plausible, in this situation?

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rakish_bandit September 15 2007, 03:08:05 UTC

You sick?

Picking flowers is for sissies.

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 16:44:31 UTC

'Sissies'?

Hm. If the term is derived from the unfortunate lovesick, struck by romantic urges and the desire to give their heart and lowly soul to the man/woman/other he or she loves or die trying...

... I most certainly am not.

rakish_bandit September 15 2007, 20:05:00 UTC

>> You talk like Fox, you know that?

Is that why everyone feels fucking great around here? Is it normal yo feel like this or what?

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 20:25:21 UTC

... Shall I take it as a compliment?

You've undoubtedly arrived here at a poor time. The majority of residents are presently afflicted with what can only be described as a desire to love.

... And occasionally sanctify that love with everyone available.

It's possible to resist it, however.

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supermodelmisa September 15 2007, 03:42:21 UTC

Evil masterminds don't normally pick flowers, do they.. ? Hm!

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 16:45:53 UTC

Evil mastermind. It has a nice ring to Once again, child, I am not evil. I'm quite reformed.

supermodelmisa September 15 2007, 17:24:38 UTC

Fine, fine~

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 17:27:39 UTC

Good.

googles_master September 15 2007, 11:48:06 UTC

Flowers?

Heh, that sounds nice, actually, yo.

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 16:42:50 UTC

Doesn't it, though. A pity I don't know how to create chocolate, as well.

Though neither would be as sweet as the opportunity to give it to my beloved.

Whoever that is.

... Oh. I think this perhaps is starting to affect me.

googles_master September 15 2007, 16:49:12 UTC

Agreed. Second person that talks ta me 'bout chocolate, yo.

...Yeah...

Yup.

I think it is affectin' us all, sweetcheeks, yo.

a_failed_god September 15 2007, 17:05:53 UTC

... Or perhaps jewelry.

Time will tell, I suppose. One hopes I can recognise them in time to resist them.

... Sweetcheeks?

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