Effing-Up-Izaya's-Shit Plotting

[nihonjika]

OKAY, since Facility's Most Wanted isn't around for killing/interrogation/tea parties, there's a messy room filled with lots and lots of fiddly information that needs collecting

Comments

ONE HELPER (HAH HAH HAH)

[truepsychictale]

Sasha would like to help collect information an dsuch.

Re: ONE HELPER (HAH HAH HAH)

[nihonjika]

EXCELLENT!

But are you sure he wouldn't rather dance an Irish jig?

Re: ONE HELPER (HAH HAH HAH)

[truepsychictale]

You see, Sasha can't dance. MAYBE THE GUTEN TAG HOP CLOP. MAYBE.

Re: ONE HELPER (HAH HAH HAH)

[nihonjika]

... Alright, no dancing. I think these two should stick to what they're good at. XD

[hesalreadyhere]

Jack calls flipping the table

you can't stop him

[nihonjika]

Flip the table after we've gotten the notes out from under it. >:|

[hesalreadyhere]

NOPE TOO TIRED TO GIVE A SHIT

yeah basically Jack is just gonna... wreck things. for no reason.

he'll let them take the notes though because info is important shit

[nihonjika]

Jack is free to wreck all the shit once the important shit is out of the way. Shika will bop him with a newspaper if he tries to destroy things before that.

... Or maybe just yell at him. He doesn't want to be murdered.

[hurtandscared]

Milla will probably want to help Sasha and Shika with sorting through the information after they gather it.

Alessa wants to cut up her hands so she can write 'YOU'RE NEXT' in blood on Iza's wall. But if someone wants to stop her, she'll settle for trashing his room and slashing all his pillows and his mattress. And she miiiiiiiight break some homemade glass on his floor for when he turns up again.

[truepsychictale]

Sasha will be like: What did I tell you about leaving violent messages in blood on other people's walls?

[hurtandscared]

But Paaaaaaaaaaapaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[truepsychictale]

Besides we want to keep your new hand healthy and happy B|

[ippotsuko]

WRONG ACCOUNT but Mairu would love to help screw with Iza-nii's shit

[alma_karma]

ALSO THE WRONG ACCOUNT, but Shika's all for people screwing up Izaya's shit. So long as they let him collect everything useful first. XD

[white_beret]

Komui would be very interested in getting his hands all over the notes, when he comes out of his robot daze and realises there's something happening in the universe besides his worries.

[nihonjika]

Shika will probably leave the originals with Sasha, but he's willing to share just the same.