Well this ant's about to get in his pants!

[onteamdyson]

Who: Kenzi and Loki
When: Monday evening
Where: 39C
Summary: Dealing with cranky Kenzi takes the patience of a GOD
Rating: R just in case? idek.
Warnings: swearing, kenzi, whining, conspiring, flirting

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[laevsilaufeyson]

Loki, secreted away in the privacy of his own room, quirked an eyebrow and lifted his head. Really? He'd thought she was afraid of this place, always making him come to visit rather than vice versa. After all, there was that terribly intriguing suitemate of his, that Dr. Nii, and their... arrangement. One which Kenzi obviously found unsavoury, though Loki found it terribly interesting. Self-sacrifice always was

[onteamdyson]

"What the hell is-- oh." She sat up slightly to see the thing crawling around on her stomach. AHA! The return of kitty Loki. She smiled and set to work doling out pettings and scritches. "Genius move, my friend. Get all fuzzied up and adorable so I have no choice but go all gushy over how cute you are. Haha-ow! Dude, those things are sharp"

Yep. Girls loved cats. This girl in particular loved anything with four legs and covered in fur. She'd never be responsible enough for an actual pet. That meant getting up and feeding it and cleaning it and not losing it... Loki's ability was greatly appreciated.

"You better hope the other cats around here don't see you. Do you just break the hearts of every species or what?!"

Kenzi fought to keep her eyes open as the soothing motions of hands over soft fur started to lull her.

[laevsilaufeyson]

Well that wouldn't do. Loki yowled in her ear, digging his claws into her shoulder as he hopped down to the floor again and trotted back to his room, rubbing on the door and meowing insistently. She'd follow. Of course she would. And if by some miracle she did not, he could always just change back and carry her, tiny slip of a thing, little mortal girl.

He flopped on the floor impatiently, giving a yowl. Honestly, come on. Maybe he should go back and nip at her fingers. No, he should definitely do that, not maybe. No maybe about it. Possibly he also ought to think of ways to keep her awake which were slightly less sadistic, but this was really rather entertaining for the time being. The little noises of pain and the hissing through the teeth... lovely, really

[onteamdyson]

"Uggggggh okay, okay, I'm up. Stop with the teeth!"

She pushed herself up off the couch and stumbled toward his room, cradling the hand with the nipped fingers and pouting. Sadistic was right! "You're a mean, mean little kitty and you are SERIOUSLY lucky I am totally against hurting animals."

But hey, she DID ask him to keep her awake. That meant she couldn't complain too much.

Kenzi forced herself to stand next to the bed. You can't fall asleep standing up, right? No sitting. No lying down. Just standing. "This can't be healthy. The no sleep thing. We're totally gonna die from this, aren't we? Freddy Kreuger is gonna show up and be so pissed off and we're all just gonna pass the fuck out and he'll kill us all Elm Street style."