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05 | Dave Pilgrim | video

Feb 22, 2012 22:12

[The feed opens on a young man with orange hair and a beard. You might be able to recognise him as an about ten years older Dave Strider.]

Hey, guys, just letting everyone know we- [The view zooms back a little to show that he’s not alone.]

We found tequila! [The girl sitting on top of the kitchen table looks a lot like Jade Harley. Well, if Jade ( Read more... )

c: jadesprite, c: jack noir, davesprite, c: rose lalonde, jade harley

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hesalreadyhere February 22 2012, 20:31:02 UTC

[Jack is now a werewolf with tiny adorable batwings, dwi

Also extremely annoyed at this bullshit (not the booze though booze is good).]

What the fuck, I'm your fucking Overlord, of course I'm invited!! I thought you were my vassal now?! [HE IS DEEPLY HURT, DAVE]

featheryasshole February 22 2012, 20:36:23 UTC

Yeah, me being your vassal was never actually a thing. Get over it, man.

hesalreadyhere February 22 2012, 20:41:01 UTC

But I beat you fair and square! That means you're my vassal now, so shut up and start fucking listening to me!

featheryasshole February 22 2012, 20:42:41 UTC

Nope.

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assuming jadesprite is still an ex deusexmachinarf February 22 2012, 20:33:16 UTC

O-of course you're drinking. B-because he's ugly. And you can't look at him otherwise. O-only he's kind of cute actually.

featheryasshole February 22 2012, 20:37:36 UTC

Oh my god do you seriously have to keep doing the whole evil ex thing? You're kinda terrible at it.

deusexmachinarf February 22 2012, 20:43:05 UTC

Y-your face is kind of bad at it. [sniff]

A-and by it I mean looking good.

featheryasshole February 22 2012, 20:46:12 UTC

Yeah, thanks.

[...]

You're invited too, by the way. As long as you don't try to fight me or hit on Jade.

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[Text] fujigglephysics February 22 2012, 21:11:36 UTC

( ... )

[Text] featheryasshole February 22 2012, 21:13:42 UTC

come on we have a room
that we are totally making out in
u jelly

[Text] fujigglephysics February 22 2012, 21:17:31 UTC

( ... )

[Text] featheryasshole February 22 2012, 21:22:32 UTC

yeah well any children here arent gonna be fazed by some makeouts
theyve seen ten times worse on the internet back home

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stubborn_throes February 23 2012, 16:37:58 UTC

[A similarly aged up Ro-Lal shows up on the screen.]

Oh, I'd hate to deprive you of such precious sustenance.

[Eyeroll.]

Alcohol this, alcohol that.
How long until your skin starts secreting gin?

featheryasshole February 23 2012, 16:40:36 UTC

It's tequila, not gin. Learn the difference.

stubborn_throes February 23 2012, 16:47:07 UTC

Juniper berries, blue agave, who gives a fuck?

Alcohol is alcohol.
You're a wobbling, piss ridden spectre at the end of the night regardless.

featheryasshole February 23 2012, 16:49:27 UTC

Wow, chill. I'm an adult, I can handle a bit of drinking without completely embarassing myself.

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ecto_biologist February 23 2012, 17:38:48 UTC

[Older space-ified John reporting in, chuckling.]

Tequila isn't necessarily my thing, but I might have a sip or two.

[quirking an eyebrow.]

Looks like you're different too.

featheryasshole February 23 2012, 18:39:57 UTC

What, is Jade supposed to be an alien too?

ecto_biologist February 23 2012, 19:41:51 UTC

Yeah. Quarian. Jade Har'lay Vas Normandy. Chief Engineer. why?

featheryasshole February 24 2012, 11:39:42 UTC

Is she a hot alien?

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