| Thirty-Fifth Faetality | VIDEO

[onteamdyson]

Wow, what a completely and totally normal day. No weird stuff happening here.

[Locked from Amy Pond]

OH MY GOD! Amy's gone totally crazy and I think she wants to KILL ME! How the hell could she just suddenly forget I'm a VAMPIRE?!

Is anyone else speaking total nonsense or what?!

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[daddys_hit_girl]

Oh saddlebags, they've started already?

[Kick Pony leaps to action, rearing up on two legs]

Don't worry, Kenzi, the crazy people won't get to eat you!

[She picks up the 'berry in her mouth, and Kenzi gets a terrifying shot of the pony's now HUGE red eye, scar still in place.

Scariest.

Pony.

Ever.]

It's go time.

[onteamdyson]

[..... Mindy. Is. A pony. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!]

What. Go time? No. No going. If go time means 'beat up Amy' then it is definitely NOT go time.

It's more like... hide time.

[wind_wielder]

[Hello, best human friend.]

Some ponies are talking crazy. Is Amy coming after you now?

[onteamdyson]

[OH GOD ANOTHER ONE!]

........... Temari?

I don't think so. I was totally smooth and she probably only suspects something.

[wind_wielder]

Who else could it be?

You're my friend and I want you to tell me if you think she's coming after you.

[onteamdyson]

[She's really all about that friendship thing, huh?]

If she DOES come after me, I'll just go bat and ride around on your back.

[worthyheir]

So just stay away from her, what's so difficult about that?

[onteamdyson]

Well. Maybe! Just maybe. It's the fact that she's a hunter. Hunters tend to HUNT people. And... not-people.

I can't just be on guard for the rest of ever!

[worthyheir]

And you're a vampire. Last I checked, you're also a hunter.

She'll remember eventually.

[youwouldbe]

You're subtle this week. Keep in a dark corner, or whatever it is you can do to hide. Doesn't it work like that?