131| Roxas [video]

[shardsofmemory]

[The camera turns on at a rather awkward angle to show Roxas, dressed in blue scrub pants and a tight-fitting t-shirt. He's trying to pull the matching blue shirt away from a robot, glaring fiercely at it]

Dirty! Dirty! [It cries, and Roxas heaves an exasperated sigh. To anyone normal this week, he sounds oddly... British. To anyone not normal, this

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[grouchinleather]

I usually just cast Suvi Lei on them. Keeps them still long enough to get my shit back.

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[shardsofmemory]

Cast... what, exactly?

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[grouchinleather]

Suvi Lei. It's a paralyze spell.

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[shardsofmemory]

Oh magic, you mean!

[the_daybreak]

Put some dirt on it, next time. It'll get distracted.

[shardsofmemory]

Just throw some at it? Seems sort of rude.

[the_daybreak]

Just... some mud or something. Dab it, it'll freak out.

[shardsofmemory]

Thanks for the advice, Riku. [It is of course perfectly normal that Roxas is smiling so brightly. He's a bit nervous today]

aaacction!

[skyofreverie]

[Sora chuckles as he enters the room.]

You know, maybe you should just let it have it. At least your shirt would be super clean.

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[shardsofmemory]

No, I shouldn't. I would never get my shirt back ever again if I let it have it. Where have you been?

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[skyofreverie]

Sure you would. I mean, what would a robot want with your shirt long-term? [Opening the fridge to get himself a fruit drink.

Shrugs.] Upstairs reading with the pets.

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[shardsofmemory]

Not in one piece, though! They already dismantled my favorite scarf trying to get at the dirt in the fibers. I don't trust their finesse.

Wish I could trade you, this day's been too hectic already.

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[tessenwarrior]

Are you really trying to fight a robot?

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[shardsofmemory]

Well I wouldn't have to fight them if they didn't keep accusing me of being a contaminant!

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[tessenwarrior]

You're really getting angry at it for that?

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[shardsofmemory]

Given I'm not a contaminant, yes.