Axel 8-9 [joint video]

[memorizethefire]

[Axel flicks on the feed, clearing his throat to stop himself from laughing, which isn’t really very successful. He glances over out of the frame, then back, snickering as he says:] So, uh... we were having a little trouble with figuring something out, when we were trying to make Xion’s cake yesterday, uh... [He presses his fingers to his lips, a

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[seasalt_sunset]

...That's a really good question, you guys.

I'm stumped.

[shardsofmemory]

I know! No one ever bothered to tell me where milk came from.

[seasalt_sunset]

I thought maybe it was like...A river, you know?

But with like...milk, instead.

A milk river.

[shardsofmemory]

A milk river? But wouldn't the milk... get all dirty? Or maybe that's chocolate milk.

Except no, it comes from cows. Not a river. Which is gross.

[tinypadawan]

Female cows lactate even if they don't HAVE calves. So you get the milk from them. Calves don't get milk stolen from them. If a cow is nursing, she's not milked.

Duh.

[memorizethefire]

Exactly! There it is. A little kid can explain it better'n me.

[tinypadawan]

[ Indignant ] I'm not a little kid! I'm eighteen for fuck's sack!

[ grumble mutter ] I hate this week...

[memorizethefire]

Yeah, and so's he, and he's not smart. [Axel smirk, jerking a thumb at Roxas]

[palapplemino]

Well...stealin' is kinda a strong word fer it. But yeah, y'have to take it from cows. Though not baby ones-- the young'uns don't give milk till they're older.

[memorizethefire]

There! A horse can explain it too. Probably better too, huh? You take it from them, and they're okay with it, right?

[palapplemino]

Heheh, well, as long as they were bred fer milkin', then sure, they don't mind at all. Y'try an' milk a wild cow, y'best expect not t'keep yer bones intact.

[memorizethefire]

I'm not gonna try with any cow, myself.

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[tessenwarrior]

I guess your world would have Kangacows. But you have regular cows, right?

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[memorizethefire]

Guess so. Is there much difference?

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[tessenwarrior]

Well, a Kangacow is kinda like a kangaroo and a cow put together. [AND NOT SOMETHING ELYSE MADE UP!]

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[memorizethefire]

Uh... huh. Why would you have that?

[the_daybreak]

For real?

[memorizethefire]

Yep. Apparently my explanation made him not wanna drink milk ever again, so please, explain.

[the_daybreak]

It's the same as human milk, only somehow more acceptable in society. We're not supposed to drink milk, you know.

[memorizethefire]

We're not..?