eridan ampora ♒ thirty first vvideo

[caligulasaqua]

[hey guys, have you even seen Eridan looking this smug before? well, okay, it's Eridan, so maybe, but probably not often. either way though, he is definitely looking very smug and full of himself over here. really. because this is a very important announcement!]

So accordin' to your human calendars, there's a really important day comin' up here

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[dependabull]

And I bet you expect everyone to just come running to you with gifts, don't you? Figures.

[Is that Tavros? Look at these real legs, that bold and confident attitude, and... are those streaks of red in his hair?]

Your selfishness disgusts me, Eridan.

[caligulasaqua]

What? I'm not bein' selfish. Everyone does it here.

[dependabull]

Somehow it sounds at least twice as rude coming from you.

[caligulasaqua]

How the fuck would you even know that, you haven't even been here that long.

...Wait, when did you get here, anyway?

[cahoooooooots]

Pff, better than our party? Are you kidding? That would be completely impossible. But, y'know, good on you for trying.

[caligulasaqua]

It's not impossible, you'll see. It'll be way better than yours was.

[cahoooooooots]

Better than two parties? At once? Yeah, nothing's better than that. But I'd love to see you try.

[caligulasaqua]

This one's for me and Fef though, so that means it is two parties at once.

[ecto_biologist]

[Someone's feeling a bit pale...]

You know I'll be there, Eridan, but you better be on your best behavior!

[caligulasaqua]

...Why wouldn't I be? It's my party, I don't wanna mess it up.

[ecto_biologist]

That doesn't mean you don't have a penchant for putting your foot in your mouth, dude!

[He's laughing now.]

It's not set up yet, right? Why didn't you ask me to help?

[caligulasaqua]

I do not, shut up.

...I didn't think anyone would want to help, really. But you guys are really supposed to be the ones throwin' it for me, right? Isn't that the whole point of this human celebratin' thing?

[Video]

[patchworkwisdom]

[Patchouli's feed cuts on to show her surrounded by books. As a part of her wish, she had received all of her books from her library back home.]

Oh? Is there anything specific you would like?

[Video]

[caligulasaqua]

I don't really know, I guess. I hadn't thought about it.

Just somethin' awesome.

[Video]

[patchworkwisdom]

You said that you enjoyed history books, right?

[Video]

[caligulasaqua]

Yeah, most of the time. Especially if it's about awesome things. You know, like wars. And people conquerin' lowbloods.

text.

[faultlesscon]

1. How old are you going to be?

2. What do you want asides from a party?

video

[caligulasaqua]

I can't text, my kismesis broke my thing.

But I'm goin' to be seven. I guess. And I don't know what I want, just somethin' awesome.

video.

[faultlesscon]

[And when the feed turns on, it's of a dog. The canine is sniffing at the screen, licking it.]

Well that's easier for me then. And your what?

What would define as awesome, Eridan? I know people who would say things that are... more strange than awesome.

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[caligulasaqua]

[well. okay then. that's odd, but... whatever. he's not going to comment on it.]

My kismesis. You know, the guy I hate more'n anythin'.

I don't know though, really. I guess a gun would be awesome. Or... I don't know. War stuff? Whatever that would be. I guess some more wizard statues might be cool, too.