Hit Girl//Obnoxiously Unnecessarily Overpowered//Video

[daddys_hit_girl]

No, see, I've got to be the real one, because I've got this.

[The 'berry switches on as Mindy holds it up to view... Mindy. No, she's not standing in front of a mirror, there appears to be two of her, both staring at each other in confusion. Strangely enough, the Mindy the camera is facing at least appears to be sporting a set of...whiskers?]

Plus, I

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[wind_wielder]

[Blink. BLINK.]

Oh, shit.

[daddys_hit_girl]

[....one of the Mindys (Mindies? Mindii?) picks up the 'berry and grins into it]

Temari! Temari look! There's three of me now and we're all awesome!

[wind_wielder]

Hang on, did they put all of the appropriate training in your brain along with the chakra manipulation?

[daddys_hit_girl]

Sorta? I dunno. I mean, it's just like a...phone book? Something like that? I close my eyes and I think "ok, so what can I do with this" or something like that, and there's a little list of how I should move it all around.

The making more of me was just an accident. Well, sorta. I got up this morning and I didn't want to get up to turn on the light, so a different me just got up and did it.

it was really weird until I figured out that other me was just as cool as the first me.

Also I have whiskers. Are they for anything important? Do you trim yours or just cover them up with makeup?

[by_lois_lane]

Look like I'm not the only one with some big changes this week.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Wait, that's a good question. Can I be big? [She closes her eyes for a second]

Mmmmmmmmm...no. Doesn't look like I can make myself bigger. Damn.

[She opens them again]

Isn't this freaking cool! I got an instructional manual too, it's right in my head!

[by_lois_lane]

That is pretty cool. Sometime I'll take you out flying, when I get a handle on it.

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[nihonjika]

[Holy fuck.]

No spinning ball shit. I want your exact location now.

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[daddys_hit_girl]

[A....Mindy picks up the 'berry, smiling happily at Shikamaru]

Well I'm here, one of me went back to the apartment to grab my running shoes, three of me are looking for a basketball court and another two of me are going to grab some water bottles in case we get thirsty.

We figured the spinning ball shit would be too hard so we're just gonna use a regular basketball unless that gets boring.

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[nihonjika]

You, not your clones. And you're wasting chakra.

[Ugh, Mindy. He's obviously running toward her location already. Just gotta feel for the new chakra on the station.]

Don't even think about spinning ball shit. [Damn it, Mindy, you got him calling it something stupid instead of its actual name.] You've got bigger things to deal with.

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[daddys_hit_girl]

But...there's so much of it! It comes back, right? When I sleep and rest. I'm just.... trying things out.

[Shikamaru will probably run into Mindy several times before finding the actual one, who is currently standing on the ceiling looking incredibly amazed about the fact that she's standing on the ceiling]

Look! Look, I can totally just give gravity the fucking finger!

[babbybat]

[Sorry Mindy, he doesn't sound like Damian. He's too busy mimicking his dad's voice when in the suit.] What are you doing? More specifically, how are you doing that?

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Mindy closes her eyes, and speaks as if reading from a manual]

The internal energy, or Chakra, of a person can be manipulated with the sufficient training and skill. It can be brought out from within someone to alter the world around them and the perceptions of others.

[A smirk appears on Mindy's face and she walks nonchalantly over to the wall, then steps up on it, her hair hanging sideways when she opens her eyes]

Woke up with it.

Nice suit.

[babbybat]

You haven't been trained in it though, have you?

Of course it is.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Actually the instructions came with it. [She taps the side of her head] I just have to ask, and I know. So I guess technically no, I haven't been trained, but give me a day and I'll know everything there is to know.

What happened to... you know, the other one?

Sorry, here I'm assuming we've met, given that I only know one other person your exact size and bone structure who goes around with his underwear outside his pants, different outfit or not. Go ahead and say I'm wrong if it'll keep up your secret disguise.

[adashofrain]

Whooooa how'd you do that?!

[daddys_hit_girl]

You like it? it's "chakra". It's a ninja thing.

But that's not all that's cool. You in your room right now?

[adashofrain]

Yeeeah? What're you gonna show me?!

[daddys_hit_girl]

[There's a satisfying "BAMF", a puff of smoke, and Mindy's standing there in the room with Dash, a huge grin on her face]

That.