Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl | Third Nut | Video

[akadoubletake]

[The video flashes on, and Doreen's missing her trademark uniform. She's dressed down in jeans and a too-big shirt that obviously isn't hers, and yes, the tail looks hilarious in jeans. And she's absolutely filthy. She holds up a container of bleach in one hand, a sponge in the other, and several rags are thrown over her shoulder.]So, Spring

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[oneslickedison]

[Howard pops on the video - he really does love this technology.]

Hey, don't go exhausting yourself, Sweetcheeks. I don't want you to pass out from the bleach fumes. Or anything else, for that matter.

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[akadoubletake]

Oh, don't worry! I won't. I'm tougher than the average person, remember?

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[oneslickedison]

Kiddo, even if you can tear phone books in half, I'm still going to worry about you. Take it easy on yourself. There's a lot of work to be done, these days, so pace.

[No one knows it better than him.]

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[akadoubletake]

Mr. Stark, I have taken on Nazis, Robot Nazis, Dr. Doom, time-traveled through space to save the world, and not to brag or anything, but I made that vile man Deadpool cry.

I assure that cleaning is not going to cause any harm.

[supervegan]

Cleaning already? Don't you want a break first?

[akadoubletake]

Oh, well I started to take a break, but then I started to feel so restless, so I decided I might as well get up and do something.

[She's got the hyperactivity of a squirrel too. It makes relaxing hard.]

[supervegan]

I guess that's a good attitude to have.

You're not tired out from having to break in here in the first place?

[akadoubletake]

Oh, I was a little tired, and still am actually, but I have a lot of nuts to keep me going.

... And the more I keep busy, the easier it is to forget the bad things that had to happen here.

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[nihonjika]

That's a dangerous offer with all the cleaning that needs to be done.

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[akadoubletake]

Maybe! I'm used to danger though.

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[nihonjika]

Just be careful nobody ropes you into cleaning the whole place.

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[akadoubletake]

Would that really be so bad? Sometimes, I wonder. Ever since I got here, I haven't really been all that useful, so if cleaning the entire place is what it takes...

[the_daybreak]

You look like you've already scrubbed a lot.

[akadoubletake]

There was a lot of grossness around, I had to get some of it up.

[the_daybreak]

Yeah? Why was it so messed up? Our place isn't bad.

[akadoubletake]

Well, to tell the truth, it seems as if...

[dramatic pause]

Actually, I think someone died here. Okay, they definitely did. In the other room! I'm not a freak or anything, but I didn't want the nice place to go to waste, and I didn't want anyone else to accidentally move in and not know and if it's haunted other people might not be equpied to--- [please shut her up Riku]

[daddys_hit_girl]

And people think my concept is weird.

Just goes to show that there's always someone more nuts.

Sometimes literally.

[akadoubletake]

Young lady, I would hope you're not referring to my tail.

[daddys_hit_girl]

I hope you're not referring to me as young lady. I'm not nearly polite enough for that.

[She smiles]

Chill, I'm not racist or anything.

But I have to say I'm curious if you're a girl imbued with all the powers of a squirrel or the other way around.

[akadoubletake]

Someone needs to teach you manners, then!

[Still she looks a little relieved at the I'M NOT RACIST part. You'd be surprised how many are where she comes from.]

I'm a mutant, with the ability to talk to squirrels. I was born a normal girl.