Mindy Macready//Video

[daddys_hit_girl]

[The camera turns on when somebody bumps it, the chorus of muttered cursing suggesting that it's probably Mindy. There's another sound in the background, the faint mechanical whizzing of one of the Facility's resident robots moving, and after another second of ceiling there's a triumphant sound as Mindy grabs the 'berry]

Gotcha.

[She turns it around

Comments

[wind_wielder]

Don't wreck that robot. It's far too useful.

[daddys_hit_girl]

For giving you back massages.

[wind_wielder]

Yes. There is nothing wrong with having back massages available whenever you want one.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Or, you know. When you fucking don't.

[She glares at the robot, which redoubles its efforts at removing all that stress, bloopling happily at the propspect of a job well massaged]

Tell me where the off switch is. I'm really warming up to the prospect of making one myself.

[white_beret]

Don't hurt him!

[daddys_hit_girl]

If people want to save its metal ass so much, get it to leave me alone!

[white_beret]

But he's doing what he was born to do! Can't you see how much joy you're bringing into his life by providing a back for him to massage?

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Mindy stops, side-eying the robot for a second]

So... thinking in robot terms here...

It's molesting me.

Now I totally don't want to kill it.

[nihonjika]

Don't damage it. You'll probably end up with security on your ass.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Oh no. Beeping trash cans with red lights on their heads. I'm super afraid.

[She sighs]

I'm not gonna blow it up, people will probably come here willingly at some point.

Figures I'd find the one room full of beds that you're not supposed to nap in.

[nihonjika]

Some of them are tougher than they look.

Eh, just let it go 'til it's done. Can't hurt.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Translation: I'm too lazy to fight some of them.

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[artemisaim]

Mindy, I think you found the robot spa. But I heard the security robots have built in guns or something so you probably shouldn't break it.

Re: video;

[daddys_hit_girl]

So I heard. [She grumbles as the robot moves up to her shoulders. the screen starts moving in time, though she does her best to keep it steady]

Looks like I'm stuck, then.

Though I gotta say, if that one with the powder poof thing gets any closer to me I'm taking a potshot.

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[artemisaim]

Could be worse. You could have found the haircut robot or something. I'm not sure that's actually a thing but if there can be a massage robot I don't see why there can't be a haircut robot. [Leave it to the Consortium to spend money on something as pointless as a robot spa for their staff]

If one of them comes at you with lipstick, you should probably run.

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[daddys_hit_girl]

I think I'm ok. I'm plenty armed.

[adashofrain]

I think it likes you.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Yeah? Well I think it shut up, Dash.

[yeah.

That's her comeback]

I think you should come over here and try to escape the massagebots yourself if you think you're so tough.

[adashofrain]

I bet I can do it, and get you out of there.

[daddys_hit_girl]

There's like twenty of these things and they've got eight bajillion arms each.

I'm thinking in about five minutes you're gonna be on the little massage table next to me.