Thirty-Third Spark! [Video]

[empyreanistic]

Hey Val.

[This is Alfred. This is Alfred looking very pathetic, all wide sad blue eyes and half a pout]

Val, this is the first year since it started happening that I missed the Super Bowl completely, and I helped a ton in your little takeover here so will you pleeeeeeease show me the game? Or at least the score and who played? Please? Please please

Comments

oh he's going to get mocked for this

[denyamenti]

There must be a thousand bowls in the kitchen, go pester someone down there for a large one if you want, where the rest of us don't have to listen to it.

yes. yes he is.

[empyreanistic]

Dude. That is not even what I mean in the slighest, at all, ever. The Super Bowl is football! The greatest sport ever!

pfft

[denyamenti]

That's a stupid name for a sport. The one with the black and white ball?

[empyreanistic]

No, duh! That's soccer, obviously! Football is way more exciting and awesome!

[adashofrain]

What's the Super Bowl?

[empyreanistic]

Only the most exciting and amazing sports game of the season! It's the NFL Champion Bowl game, the one every single NFL team wants to get into!

[adashofrain]

Iiii don't know what the NFL is, but that sounds awesome! Oh man I haven't seen anything sporty or fun here like at all!

[empyreanistic]

The National Football League! Man I hope Val gives me the teams, I'm dying over heeeeeeeeere.

[artemisaim]

Oh Alfred...[Leave it to you to worry about football at a time like this. It's kind of nice though. This is the lightest thing she's heard in the last few days]

[empyreanistic]

What? The Super Bowl is important! Ideally she'd stream it or something, people could use some nice football as a distraction right now.

[artemisaim]

I don't like football. But I guess anything would be a good distraction now.

[empyreanistic]

You don't have to like it to cheer for the guys in one color helmet or the other. [Grin]

[Video]

[kryptonsson]

See, I'm more of a baseball kind of guy but I understand how you're feeling. Good luck getting that score, Alfred.

[Video]

[empyreanistic]

Baseball! Man I miss baseball. Wish they showed it on TV more-- maybe you could ask Val for a game or two! Like on the radio or something.

[Video]

[kryptonsson]

You know what would be funnier? Playing ourselves. Making our own little league.

[Video]

[empyreanistic]

Oh my god!!! Dude that is the best idea ever!!!!!

[thissucksval]

Super Bowl.

I do not think I am familiar with this concept.

Do you require new pottery?

[empyreanistic]

....

Val. Val that's not what I meant. The Super Bowl is a game! It's the biggest bowl game of the year, it's football! Look it up, there has to be something!