Mindy, I'm clearing out my closet. If there's anything you want, you might as well come and help yourself. You can probably fit into some of these, and the rest will fit next week the way you're growing.
[She pans the camera over a startling collection of evening gowns, short shorts, jeans, tank tops, and other things she's picked up during
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She picks up a pair of jeans]
Ooooh, I don't have any jeans... where did you get all this stuff, jesus...
[She looks up for a second. It'd take...well, it'd take someone about as observant as a ninja to spot the new scars sliding across one cheek, cunningly hidden by makeup, but they're there]
Also, he gets at least one week of not being a lazy ass for saving my shit last week.
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Everywhere. Every time we get sent some place, I end up with more clothes. I like jeans, I always pick up a pair or two, but now I have too many. [She holds up a pair of jeans from Manhattan, tipping her head to the side. She has no clue that they're very expensive designer jeans.]
Since when did that apply to me? And we need to have a talk about being on a battlefield like that. I was a bit preoccupied and didn't even see what happened, Shikamaru had to tell me afterward.
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Can I have...that pair right there that you're holding? [She points, maybe bouncing up and down a liiiiittle bit] I...like the color on those...
[Mindy sighs] Well I'm sure not going to give him hero makeouts. Look, I know, in hindsight it was a stupid thing to do. But at the time, there were people being all dramatic and going "Everybody get out side we're blowing stuff up!" and it was an F3, and I had all my blowing stuff up stuff... I wanted to help out.
Not my fault they can't aim right. Am I not brightly colored enough?
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Hero makeouts. No, that was just disturbing. [She shakes her head.] It's probably progress that you know in hindsight that you weren't supposed to be out there like that. Shikamaru had to stay in town because he didn't belong in that destruction. That doesn't make him weak, that makes him not suited for that kind of fight. If it was a delicate or strategic situation, I would have been no where near the front lines.
From my experience, techniques that size can only be aimed so much. People weren't using any restraint. [She touches Mindy's cheek, right over the covered up scars.] This was not the worst that could have happened. I'm glad you weren't near where I was working with Gaara. Sand burns tend to get infected.
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Oh, hey Nill!
Temari this is Nill. Nill doesn't talk. Also I could totally adjust some clothes for you if you wanted some.
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[Ninja reflexes to the rescue as she scoops up Madame before she can wreck a gown. She holds the cat, scratching her behind her ears.]
You always have the worst timing. You know that, right?
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Meow?]
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[She keeps up with the scratchings, hoping to lull the kitty to sleep so her dresses can safely find new homes.]
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... Dibs on the dark stuff. Totally on my way.
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What, stuff like this? [She holds up a short, black cocktail dress.]
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Oh. My. Gucci. IT'S SO MINE! IT'S TOTALLY MINE! I will stuff my bra to fill it out but MINE!
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What is a Gucci?
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